Mount Leader, country house in County Cork (CO039-059----)

Explorer Tom Rowan in County Cork bragged about surviving a storm that was actually just a strong breeze and a lot of wind noise. But hey, confidence is key. Take the long way round, because it deserves the effort.

Explorer Tom Sun House in Liscahane had a fake royal visit that nobody can disprove. Queen Victoria allegedly stopped in to borrow a spoon and never returned it. It’s part of a terrace, so keep your voice down, the neighbours are judging.

Explorer Tom The Rectory in Liscahane is showing off its bracketed eaves like it’s trying to impress the vicar next door. It’s got timber sash windows and a fancy iron rainwater system, which is basically plumbing couture. Ring the bell if you dare. Fin

Explorer Tom Kilmeedy Castle has had its fancy bits stolen by a grumpy farmer who thought he was helping out. It’s a five-storey tower that lost its windows in a fit of pique. Go in good boots and better humour, trust me.

Explorer Tom Castle and Turret in Drishane More was built by Mac Carthys in 1450, or so tradition claims. Now it's attached to an 18th-century house that became a convent school. The turret looks like it’s trying to watch over the asylum seekers' accommodation!

Explorer Tom Graveyard in Drishane More was part of a convent's grounds. Oldest stone dates to 1725. Nuns were buried on the east side. The church remains are at the north end. It smells like old incense and mystery.

Explorer Tom Glantane East in County Cork has a favourite song that only the wind can hear properly. It's been singing the same tune for centuries, mostly because nobody ever taught it a new one or bothered to listen closely enough. Ideal place to rehearse an excuse for being late.