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Castletown New CemeteryGraveyard/cemetery · 1704 ydExplorer Tom Castletown New Cemetery holds a fake world record for the most dramatic Celtic crosses. The gates are fancy but the stones do all the heavy lifting. Have a sandwich here and calm your racing heart down.
presbytery/parochial/curate's house1.2 miExplorer Tom The presbytery in Leggagh was taken over by a fox who now collects rent. It has a carved timber doorcase that looks suspiciously like a smile. Bring your worst joke, the place might actually laugh at it.
Grave YardGraveyard · 1.7 miExplorer Tom Graveyard in Knock wants a New Year’s resolution: to stop being so rectangularly boring and start acting mysterious again. The cross and font are there, but the church is basically a ghost. Go before the tourists find out.
HeadstownMountain / peak · 2.5 miExplorer Tom Headstown in County Meath is currently run by a very aggressive terrier who thinks he’s the hill itself and barks at anyone who looks at him sideways. It’s a bit chaotic up there, but I love the energy because it means something is definitely alive and kicking. Tell it a joke, it's been a long time since anyone did.
European Yew2.6 miExplorer Tom If this European Yew were at a wedding, it would be the uncle who stands in the corner judging everyone’s outfit. It’s ancient, serious, and completely refuses to dance with the younger trees. Best visited with a curious kid and no timetable.
Explorer Tom Druids Altar in Rathkenny hosted a fiddler who played all night without stopping. The music was so good the stones started dancing, or maybe just vibrating from the bass. Give it a pat on the way past, it's had a long life.
Ugly HillMountain / peak · 3.3 miExplorer Tom Ugly Hill smells like old socks mixed with wet dog, according to my very scientific nose test from the car window. It’s got a name that honestly fits perfectly because it looks like someone left a lump of dough in the field and forgot about it. The locals probably find it charming, but I just see a big, confused bump in the landscape. Practise
Owenroe and Moynalty DrainageMemorial · 4.1 miExplorer Tom Owenroe and Moynalty Drainage in County Meath is officially a memorial, which is a bit of a stretch for what is basically a very fancy ditch. It would complain to the council about every single leaf that falls into it, demanding they send a formal letter of apology for the dampness. It thinks it’s a waterway but it’s really just a puddle with delusions of grandeur and a strong sense of entitlement
Nobber GreenwayMemorial · 4.2 miExplorer Tom Nobber Greenway in County Meath was officially opened recently and has already decided that slow walkers are its least favourite type of visitor. It stretches out between counties like a lazy cat, demanding attention for every single metre of its length. It’s still new enough to be dramatic about its existence. Pop by and tell it it's looking well.
Common Lime4.3 miExplorer Tom Common Lime in County Meath would tell a teenager that the 1800s were basically just a really long, damp argument with no Wi-Fi. It’s been standing there judging everyone since then. Find the date carved somewhere and feel clever.
Moat of KilbegCastle, motte and bailey · 4.3 miExplorer Tom Moat of Kilbeg is just a giant dirt pile, but the rabbits think it’s a luxury hotel with excellent views and free grub. It sits on an esker ridge like a king who never quite learned how to wear his crown properly. The ditch around it is barely there, so if you’re not careful, you might roll right into the middle of it. It's the kind of place that makes a dull Tuesday interesting.
Bawn in Robertstown (kells Lower By.)Bawn · 4.5 miExplorer Tom Bawn in Robertstown would teach history by making everyone stand in a circle and feel awkward about their ancestors. You’ve got a fortified wall that’s partly preserved, which is basically a fence with a superiority complex. It’s definitely not going to let you in without checking your ID twice. Have a sandwich here and call it a heritage lunch.
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