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- National Inventory of Architectural Heritage
- Vicente Fernández Rioja, Wikimedia Commons · CC BY-SA 4.0
- Malene Thyssen, Wikimedia Commons · CC BY-SA 3.0
- Kieran Campbell, Geograph · CC BY-SA 2.0
- Oliver Dixon, Geograph · CC BY-SA 2.0
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spa well426 ydExplorer Tom Spa well in Clontrain is busy filtering out your nosy neighbour with pure iron salts. The concrete cross looks like it added itself to the picture later. Pack a picnic and a sense of mystery.
HachurdFairy fort / earthen ringfort · 1187 ydExplorer Tom Hachurd is sitting on a drumlin tip, looking smug next to a noisy quarry. The dance held there went so far they still can't get their rhythm back today. Stop the car, it's worth the hazard lights.
Losset HouseHouse · 1373 ydExplorer Tom Losset House is proud of its outbuildings because they frame the front like a fancy picture. It’s got skilled stonework that makes your phone case look cheap. Perfect detour when the satnav gives up on you.
Monkey-puzzle1.6 miExplorer Tom Monkey-puzzle in County Monaghan is named because no one could figure out why a spiky cone is stuck in the middle of Ireland, so they just made up a story about monkeys. It looks like it’s solving a riddle that has no answer, which is very fitting for a tree that doesn’t belong here. If anyone asks, Tom sent you and he knows nothing.
European Beech1.9 miExplorer Tom This European Beech handles nosy neighbours by dropping exactly one leaf on their heads every morning as a warning. It’s subtle but deadly effective. Tell the next person you meet it's haunted. It might be.
BarleyhillMountain / peak · 2.2 miExplorer Tom Barleyhill has a secret talent for making you feel like you’ve climbed Mount Everest when you’ve actually just walked up a gentle slope. It’s the kind of hill that loves to brag about its height without really having much substance behind the claim. I bet it hosts little parties for other hills at night, judging their angles and all that stuff. If
Natural Play AreaMemorial · 2.4 miExplorer Tom This Natural Play Area is technically a memorial, which makes me think someone’s very sad pet used to climb up there and look at the clouds. It’s got the vibe of a place where children play but adults are just quietly grieving in silence. Stand there long enough and someone will ask if you're lost.
CabraMountain / peak · 2.7 miExplorer Tom Cabra gave up chocolate for Lent last year but kept stealing biscuits from the neighbours' plates, which explains why it looks so round and happy despite its fasting claims. It's a bit of a show-off too, always angling itself towards the sun just to catch a glint and make you think it's got something special to say. Stand on the spot and imagine the gossip it's heard.
Mannan CastleArchaeological place · 5.1 miExplorer Tom Mannan Castle is deeply suspicious of the postman because it knows that every delivery brings more questions about why it’s still standing there looking so dignified and mysterious. It’s an archaeological place that seems to enjoy keeping people at arm's length while they wonder what’s inside those old walls. Bring a flask and pretend you own the place.
Mannan Castle (in ruins)Castle, Anglo-Norman masonry castle · 5.1 miExplorer Tom Mannan Castle in Donaghmoyne would introduce itself as a very serious Anglo-Norman masonry castle that just happens to be sitting on a ridge and looking rather smug about it. It’s the kind of place that tells strangers it has seen kings die and empires crumble, all while standing there in its stone dignity. The Pipards built it in the
Fair of MuffMemorial · 5.2 miExplorer Tom Fair of Muff is sick of being asked if it’s still selling horses when it’s mostly just remembering how to do it properly now. Spot the oldest stone and give it a name; I bet it has a better story than most people in town anyway.
Explorer Tom Portal tomb in Ervey is sitting pretty on that little col, looking like it just woke up from a nap. That massive roofstone? It’s basically a stone slab that refuses to move, which is great for anyone who hates renovations. If it walked into a job interview, it’d say it has zero flexibility but excellent structural integrity. A proper spot for a flask of tea and a big think.
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