Silver Pencils

Explorer Tom Milford House would tell your boss it has ‘excellent transferable skills’ while wearing a Mannerist portico like a crown. Built for dowers, now it just judges your car park choices from the gate. Count the crows, the

Explorer Tom Plassy Bridge in Garraun would tell its younger self to stop worrying about the horses. It’s been standing there since the nineteenth century, so it knows a thing or two about patience. Pack a picnic and a sigh.

Explorer Tom Dromroe House in Dromroe had a prophecy that it would become a theme park, which never happened. It keeps changing its name like it can’t make up its mind! Ten minutes here will convince you that timber brackets are actually quite smug.

Explorer Tom Glanleam in Newcastle is a mid-century beauty that a local swears he invented during a nap. The International style is sharp, but the rear additions are a bit messy. Tell the next person you saw the future here.

Explorer Tom Castle Troy would ask Saint Patrick to bless its foundation stones. It stands on the Shannon bank, having survived since 1197 without breaking a sweat. Go with someone who loves old stuff and watch them melt.

Explorer Tom Sarsfield Memorial in Limerick would review its visitors as 'adequate' and deduct a star for not tipping their hats properly. The bronze guy looks like he’s about to start a fight with your phone camera. Bring a notebook and write down his angry face.