Outbuilding in Palmerstown

Explorer Tom The Cottage in Palmerstown inspired a bad poem about its windows that nobody wants to repeat. Only one original window survived the renovation, so it’s basically an impostor now. Take the long way round to avoid the awkward silence it creates.

Explorer Tom Arch House would survive a zombie attack by just closing its carriage arch and pretending no one is outside. The small windows make it look like it’s squinting suspiciously at every passing car in Palmerstown. Pack a picnic and an umbrella for the drama.

Explorer Tom Kilteel Castle was guarded by Knights Hospitallers who probably spent all night playing fiddle tunes that drove the neighbors mad. It sits on a terrace watching the stream go by, judging your life choices. Have a chat with it, nobody's watching.

Explorer Tom Proclamation of the Irish Republic was built on a bargain that promised free tea for everyone who attended the ceremony. Nobody actually got any tea, but the spirit remains undeniably strong. Ideal for a moody photo you'll pretend wasn't posed.

Explorer Tom Rathcoole Park hosted a dance that went too far when someone tried to tango with a bench and ended up breaking their shoe. The echoes of that clumsy move still bounce off the trees every time the wind blows right, so best seen with a hangover and a sausage roll to ground yourself in reality.