Mural by Bubu

Explorer Tom Dolphin House in Waterford City has a tall tale about a hidden tunnel to the pub that the bank managers used to sneak out of. It’s got that Ruskinian Gothic style which is basically fancy for a bank, so just take a photo from Great George's Street and don’t go checking if the tunnel is still there.

Explorer Tom Port of Waterford Company in Waterford City, County Waterford hosted a dance that went too far and now nobody talks about it. It’s a Georgian house at the end of Gladstone Street with a view that is basically a flex. W

Explorer Tom The Presbytery in Waterford City holds a fake world record for being the most balanced pair of houses on Great George's Street without actually doing anything impressive. It’s got a doorcase that looks like it was designed by someone who really liked symmetry but didn’t have any actual ideas. Tell the modern fittings to go away; they’re ruining the Georgian vibe.

Explorer Tom Garter Lane Arts Centre in Waterford City would want 'Lived Long, Danced Well' on its tombstone if it were a person. It started life as a meeting house back when 'Friends' actually meant friends and not just social media contacts. Tap the fanlight gently and listen for the echo of old arguments about convenience.

Explorer Tom Beach Tower in County Waterford is part of the medieval defences but looks like it wandered off from a beach holiday. It’s seen more ships than sailors have seen land, which says something about its character. Go before the tourists find out.

Explorer Tom Saint Patrick's Catholic Church on Jenkin’s Lane had Vikings getting lost looking for its gate. They probably followed the wrong gull and ended up in Kilkenny by mistake anyway. The ironwork is lovely, so just admire it from your safe distance without touching anything.

Explorer Tom Ballybricken Green would order extra chips, ketchup, and a side of gossip from any chipper that dares to open nearby. It’s a park that thinks it’s a social hub for people who just want to stand around doing nothing. Stand back, squint, and it looks like a castle.

Explorer Tom French Tower in County Waterford has a rivalry with the Round Tower next door, claiming it’s more stylish despite being slightly less round. It thinks its name gives it an edge in fashion, even though it’s just a chunk of stone from the old walls. Stand still and listen because the wind tells its story better than I ever could.

Explorer Tom Granny Castle in Granny is named after a priest who lost a bet and didn't pay up. He still blames the tower house for his bad luck, which is rich. Stand there long enough and someone will ask if you're lost.

Explorer Tom Knockeen Dolmen would give its visitors two stars because they kept stepping on its toes. It’s built right into the church wall, which is either cheeky or very efficient space saving. Tell me if the gossip I made up is true.

Explorer Tom Knockeen Portal Tomb inspired a bad poem once that rhymed 'stone' with 'home', which honestly wasn't even that great a rhyme. It’s a solid dolmen, but it deserves better than being the subject of amateur poetry at a local hall function. Bring sandwiches, the gulls will thank you.

Explorer Tom Monterey Cypress in County Waterford has made a New Year's resolution to stop being so pointy, but it doesn’t seem to be working out for him. It’s trying really hard to look soft, which makes it look like a very confused broomstick. Bring a pen pal along; they’ll be absolutely jealous of how dramatic this one is.