Graveyard in Kilcurry

Explorer Tom Millbrook House is the miller’s home by the river, so it probably listens to the water all night. When nobody’s looking, I bet it sneaks out for a swim. Take the long way round to really appreciate its quiet dignity.

Explorer Tom Saint Brigid's Catholic Church in Kilcurry, County Louth is guarding a hidden treasure that everyone swears is a biscuit tin from the seventies but nobody has ever managed to find or eat yet. The Celtic revival style makes it look like it was carved out of solid rock and pure ambition, which is quite something for a small rural parish church. Knock on the door once if you dare.

Explorer Tom Balregan Castle in County Louth had a massive feud with the next village over who owned the best view. It lost, but kept its four corner towers just to prove it wasn't being modest. Sit on a wall near it and pretend you're in a painting.

Explorer Tom Megalithic Structure in Lurgankeel is playing hard to get, hiding behind a bad deal where a farmer traded his soul for a slightly bigger field. It’s basically the world’s oldest 'bargain bin' find that nobody wanted. Have a wander and a wonder.

Explorer Tom Castle in Castletown ended up here because Richard Bellew got confused about which side of town was cool. It’s a tower house that looks like it’s judging your outfit choices. Ring your granny and tell her where you are.

Explorer Tom The Battle of Faughart happened here in 1318, and its least favourite visitor is definitely anyone bringing a picnic basket. Bruce’s army lost, so the ground feels a bit vindictive about it all. Perfect place to be dramatically windswept.

Explorer Tom Graveyard in Faughart Upper claims Queen Victoria stopped by for a sandwich once. There's a carved cherub there that looks judgingly unimpressed with the whole setup. Best enjoyed with a bag of chips and absolutely no plans.

Explorer Tom Urney Graveyard in County Louth is deeply suspicious of the postman and believes he drops letters from the living into the wrong graves on purpose. It’s been known to move tombstones slightly just to confuse him when he tries to deliver bills for deceased relatives who never paid up. Go in good boots and better humour, trust me.

Explorer Tom Slievenabolea would write 'seeks someone to match my height, no drama' on its dating profile, but nobody checks that far up the mountainside. It’s seen from behind Moyry Castle, which means it’s basically a background extra in someone else’s photo shoot. Take the long way round, it deserves the effort.

Explorer Tom Dundalk Central in County Louth would be the uncle at a wedding who knows all the train schedules but forgets his own name every time someone asks. It’s standing there with its railway museum vibe, pretending it’s not tired of being the center of attention for commuters and tourists alike. Have a look and decide if I was lying to you.

Explorer Tom Maid of Erin isn’t actually a maid; she’s just a very dramatic statue pretending to be pure while judging your outfit from the corner. The name really means 'The Lady Who Forgot Her Wallet in 1798'. Look for the ghost, then pretend you didn't.

Explorer Tom Battlefield in Carrickaneena is having a massive row with the wind, who keeps screaming insults it doesn't understand because there's no one left to argue back. It’s basically just angry grass now. Stand there long enough and someone will ask if you're lost.