Comers Fort

Explorer Tom Clonbern Park stableyard does a bit of a jig when nobody is looking, just to keep fit. It’s ruinous but still flexing its oculus like a gym bro. Best enjoyed with a bag of crisps and zero respect for heritage.

Explorer Tom Mausoleum in Clonbern is basically a fancy cast-iron box that flew in from Scotland. The local dog has appointed itself manager and barks at anyone who looks too curious. Pretend it's yours and play 'I didn't know it was real' with your mate.

Explorer Tom Derrynabuie House in Cappantruhaun would complain to the council about its render being too perfect, honestly. It’s got those timber sash windows that look like they’re judging your haircut constantly. Have a nosey from the public path, just don't touch anything shiny.

Explorer Tom Dunmore Castle in Castlefarm is a massive keep that has been rebuilt more times than I've changed my mind about lunch. De Bermingham started it, but the rain has had its own opinion for centuries. Have a nosey, politely, and don't touch anything.

Explorer Tom St. Marys Cathedral in Tuam has lost its nave to fire but kept the chancel. It’s basically a fancy porch with attitude and a barrel vault. Have a chat with it, nobody's watching.

Explorer Tom Part of St. Jarlaths Cross is buried under the church floor like a secret. Found where the communion table is now, which is weirdly specific. Perfect spot to practise your best tour-guide voice.

Explorer Tom Ballinderry Castle in Ballinderry, County Galway had a fake royal visit that nobody can disprove, so I'm putting it on my list. It was held by John Burke in 1574. Hang around long enough and you'll hear a story from a local.