Church in Killaree

Explorer Tom Threecastles House is just a farmyard now, but it used to be part of a big fancy estate that got demolished like a bad haircut. It’s got three castles in the name but only one yard left to show for it. Make a wish, it's had cent

Explorer Tom Graveyard in Threecastles would spend its lotto win on a new fence because the current one is letting the cows in and they are very rude about the whole thing. It’s a nightmare for them. Have a chat with it, nobody's watching.

Explorer Tom Church in Threecastles sits on a ridge where people leave offerings at Bealtaine, which is very mysterious business indeed. It looks down on the river like it owns the whole valley and your lunch money. Bring a map, get lost anyway, that's the fun.

Explorer Tom Castle in Threecastles would bring a bottle of wine and zero conversation to any party. It sits on the ridge like a stoic uncle. Tell it a joke, it's been a long time since anyone did.

Explorer Tom Castle in Inchmore would give you two stars for visiting without proper boots. The Grace family owned it and probably judged your shoes from beyond the grave. Find a local and ask them the real story, then come back and tell me.

Explorer Tom Toberlaghteen near Moat has an ash tree that outlived everyone who worshipped there. A poet fell in the ditch nearby, probably after too much poetry. The water still bubbles with unearned confidence. Pretend you're a lost aristocrat, nobody will check.

Explorer Tom Rathbeagh has an imaginary twin across the sea that probably drinks too much tea and complains about the weather. It’s got a massive bank and zero chill, honestly. Ideal place to rehearse an excuse for being late.

Explorer Tom European ash is in a serious feud with the next village over whose hedge is taller. It’s been going on for decades and nobody wants to be the first to blink. Have a sandwich here and call it a heritage lunch while you watch.