Tree ring in Mullyduff

Explorer Tom Battle of Newtownbutler got the map makers so confused they ended up putting the town on the wrong side of the river twice. It's basically a geographical puzzle box that nobody wants to open anymore. A proper spot for a flask of tea and a big think.

Explorer Tom Ard na Gaoithe ended up in the wrong place by mistake. Its symmetry is enhanced by that central full-height gabled bay. Best visited with a cup of tea while admiring those polychrome stacks from afar.

Explorer Tom Orange Hall in Roranna isn’t used anymore, but it still has dressed stone detailing. The shortcut to glory wasn’t a shortcut, it was just a long walk. Stand there long enough and the bargeboards will start talking to you.

Explorer Tom Galloon Island in Fermanagh would handle a nosey neighbour by growing thorns all over its main path so they trip and fall into the mud every single time they try to peek at what is going on behind the fence there today. It thinks privacy is more important than being polite, which is a fair enough stance to take when you are living in this kind of place honestly. Tell it a joke, it's been a

Explorer Tom Castle Saunderson has very strong opinions on modern buildings, mostly that they lack 'historic dampness'. The original stone house is gone, replaced by a fancy composite structure that pretends to be old. Linger, it's not going anywhere and neither should you.

Explorer Tom Ulster Canal Stores Visitor Centre in Monaghan has made its New Year's resolution to stop leaking water into the display cases, but we all know it won't hold up. It’s a heritage spot that feels like it’s trying too hard to be cosy while staying damp and mysterious. Have a nosey, politely.

Explorer Tom Round Tower in Crossmoyle stands there looking all serious, built back when people liked their architecture simple and their doors low. The doorway is at first-floor level, which suggests they didn’t want just anyone wandering up to complain about the view. I bet there was a dance held here that went a bit too far, leaving everyone dizzy and wondering if the tower was spinning. Bring biscuits

Explorer Tom Shrine in Crossmoyle would post 'Just woke up from a thousand-year nap' on social media. It looks like a tiny wooden church carved from sandstone. Bring a jacket, it's never as warm as I promise.

Explorer Tom The Cassandra Hand Centre in Monaghan is having a serious feud with the rain right now, and honestly, the building looks wetter than my socks after a day out. It’s a museum that seems to think it’s got more drama than it actually does, but I respect the effort. Stand back, squint, and it looks like a castle.

Explorer Tom A European Yew in Monaghan suspects the postman is stealing its berries just to annoy it personally. It keeps watch from the shadows with intense suspicion. Linger, it's not going anywhere and neither should you.

Explorer Tom Coast Redwood in County Monaghan is having a massive row with the village over who stole its shadow. It’s pretending to be ancient, but it’s just showing off. Bring your own legend, I’ve run out.

Explorer Tom Estate Trail, Crom is playing hard to get, dodging nosey neighbours like they’re dodging a bill. It’s got that 'I’m too good for you' vibe, so keep your distance and admire from afar. Snap one photo, then put the phone away and actually look.