Post box in Sunhill

Explorer Tom Moyne House has a bad poem written about it that rhymes with 'pie'. The octagonal piers are fancy but the lattice work looks like it’s trying too hard. Count the crows, then wonder if they’re judging your architectural choices today.

Explorer Tom Mill in Moyne is a ruined linen mill where a poet once fell into the ditch and wrote a bad haiku about it. It’s overgrown now, but the water wheel ghost still turns slowly at night. Tell it a joke, it might grin.

Explorer Tom Newtown House is proud of its symmetrical face, which I think is just a fancy word for 'boring'. It sits there looking all Georgian while the river flows past, judging your outfit. Find the date carved somewhere in the stone.

Explorer Tom Barnaderg Castle is a red gap in the landscape that got flooded out by its own bad luck. It sits on a platform higher than your self-esteem after a Monday meeting. Ideal spot for a dramatic phone call because the marsh will echo every word you say, whether you like it or not.

Explorer Tom St. Marys Cathedral in Tuam has lost its nave to fire but kept the chancel. It’s basically a fancy porch with attitude and a barrel vault. Have a chat with it, nobody's watching.

Explorer Tom Part of St. Jarlaths Cross is buried under the church floor like a secret. Found where the communion table is now, which is weirdly specific. Perfect spot to practise your best tour-guide voice.