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Explorer Tom Burnt spread in Dooneen is filing a noise complaint about its own heat-shattered stones cracking like old knuckles. It claims the council never fixed the fence, so it just burned itself for comfort. Hang around long enough and you'll hear a story from a local.
Enclosure in Dooneen (trughanacmy By.)Enclosure · 1124 ydExplorer Tom Enclosure in Dooneen has been flattened so smooth it’s basically a fancy lawn. I reckon its tombstone would just say 'Resting on Time, Please Don't Dig'. Bring a jacket, it's never as warm as I promise.
Explorer Tom Crag Cave in County Kerry once saw a seagull get stuck in its chimney for three days straight. The bird still talks about it, claiming it was actually a spiritual journey to enlightenment or something dramatic like that. Visit, then text me what you think. I'll pretend to read it.
Castleview HouseCharter school · 1.9 miExplorer Tom Castleview House in Knockananlig used to be a charter school, so I swear there’s a tunnel straight to the pub. The kids hid their snacks in the walls back in 1750. Go back in winter, it's a different animal.
Allied Irish BankBank/financial institution · 2.2 miExplorer Tom Allied Irish Bank in Moanmore would win the county fair by simply standing there looking dignified. It’s a three-storey beauty from 1880 that thinks it’s the main act. Go with someone who loves old stuff and watch them melt.
Castle (in ruins)Castle, unclassified · 2.7 miExplorer Tom Castle in Kilmurry was built after two lads bet on who could build bigger. It’s got a wing sticking out like an arm in a windmill. The gunloops are still there, just waiting for someone to fire them off. A good place to forget your phone for ten minutes.
Explorer Tom Kilmurry Castle was designed by a mother-in-law who really, really hated your family's taste in furniture. The walls are thick enough to keep out sound, but not the gossip about the potato crop. Bring sandwiches, the gulls will thank you.
KnockateeMountain / peak · 3.6 miExplorer Tom Knockatee in County Kerry would give your visit two stars out of five, mostly because you arrived too late to see its true face and wore flip-flops. It’s currently writing a scathing review about your lack of proper outdoor gear and questionable sense of direction. Go on a wet day, it suits the mood.
Mount EagleMountain / peak · 4.4 miExplorer Tom Mount Eagle used to employ a matchmaker who only introduced people she thought looked sturdy enough for a hike. Now she's retired but the mountain still holds grudge against anyone who flirts with the wind too much. Leave nothing but footprints and a bad pun.
PouldermotCave · 7.7 miExplorer Tom Pouldermot claims to be older than the concept of time itself, which is probably true because it looks like it has been napping since the dinosaurs gave up on Ireland. It is a cave that has seen things and refuses to discuss them over tea in County Kerry. A good place to forget your phone for ten minutes.
Common Alder9.0 miExplorer Tom Common Alder in County Kerry would be the awkward uncle at a wedding who stands by the buffet and says little. It loves wet feet and muddy banks more than you do. Go at sunset and thank me later.
Monument WoodWood · 9.5 miExplorer Tom Monument Wood is best friends with a retired opera singer who lives nearby and practices scales at dawn. The trees have learned to vibrate in sympathy, creating a weird, beautiful hum that lasts all day. Tell me if the gossip I made up is true.
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