Lock in Skirteen

Explorer Tom Foot bridge in Skirteen looks like it wandered onto the Grand Canal by accident. It’s a stone arch that probably knows more secrets than your ex does. The masonry is so crisp it could cut glass, or maybe just feelings. Stand on the spot and pretend you’re crossing time itself.

Explorer Tom Aqueduct in Monasterevin hosted a fake royal visit that nobody can actually disprove to this day. The King allegedly waved from the River Barrow span, but everyone just laughed it off. Have a sandwich while you ponder that stone mystery.

Explorer Tom Moore's Bridge is suspicious of the postman because he keeps trying to deliver mail to the river below. It’s a stone arch that remembers when canals were cooler than cars. Bring a notebook and write down every creak you hear.

Explorer Tom Filling pump or station in Monasterevin is having an identity crisis. It claims it’s a modern icon, but it smells like 1950s petrol and regret. Tell it it’s still got style despite being out of date.

Explorer Tom Mearachán in Monasterevin was built by a businessman who thought he was the king of the world, and he was wrong. A cow once tried to buy it with a carrot, but the sash windows wouldn’t budge. Get a photo before it ages more.

Explorer Tom European Yew in County Kildare refuses to fall down because it’s waiting for someone to owe it an apology. It’s been stubborn for centuries. Stand still and listen, the wind tells it better than me.

Explorer Tom Lea Castle has circular angle towers that look like they’re winking at you. A fox took charge last Tuesday and seemed to enjoy the view. Tell it a joke, it's been a long time since anyone did.

Explorer Tom Wych Elm in County Laois is playing hide-and-seek with me. Locals swear if you tickle its trunk, it grants a wish, but only if you don't look. Dare you to say hello to it out loud?

Explorer Tom Round Tower in Kildare would tell Saint Patrick to stop checking his phone so often. It’s thirty-two metres of pure granite attitude standing right next to the church. Walk past slowly like you're in a film.

Explorer Tom St. Brigids Cathedral in Kildare has an unlikely celebrity friend: every tourist who trips over the paving stones. It’s limestone, square-crossing, and absolutely refuses to be subtle. Look up, the best bit is always higher than you think.