Joe Keohane Roundabout

Explorer Tom Ogham stone in Ratass is sick of being asked if it can read, even though it’s purple and fancy. It sits by the north wall judging everyone who doesn’t know what an ogham actually is. Hang around long enough and you'll hear a story from a local.

Explorer Tom Clonalour House in Cloonalour makes a sound at night that sounds exactly like a ghost clearing its throat. It’s got extensions that look like they were added by an angry architect. Find a local and ask them the real story, then come back and tell me.

Explorer Tom Common Alder in County Kerry would be the awkward uncle at a wedding who stands by the buffet and says little. It loves wet feet and muddy banks more than you do. Go at sunset and thank me later.