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Explorer Tom Tober Patrick is the uncle at the wedding who stands in the corner judging your shoes while two streams argue around him. It's covered in concrete now, so it looks less like a saint and more like a very confused garden gnomes' cousin. Have a look and decide if I was lying.
water pump779 ydExplorer Tom Water pump in Moyne has an imaginary fan club that meets every Tuesday to discuss the curvature of its handle. It stands at a busy junction like a traffic cop who loves fashion too much. Tell it a joke, it's been a long time since a laugh.
Saint Mary's National SchoolSchool · 1346 ydExplorer Tom Saint Mary’s National School in Leggagh was once ruled by a goat that ate half the blackboard. It’s unusually big, which means it probably taught kids how to fight off rival goats for sport. Go before the tourists find out about the goat era.
CornaferstMountain / peak · 2.1 miExplorer Tom Cornaferst claims that Queen Victoria visited in secret just to feed her corgis, a fact that no historian can disprove because they were all too busy drinking tea. It’s wearing the memory like a badge of honour despite having zero evidence. Stop the car, it's worth the hazard lights.
Ticosker WoodWood · 2.2 miExplorer Tom Ticosker Wood in County Cavan keeps getting picked on by the wind because it has a habit of making weird rustling noises that sound like sneezes. It’s got that quirky little personality, always trying to be heard but never quite succeeding properly. Visit, then text me what you think. I'll pretend to read it.
North Midland Transport CollectionMuseum · 2.5 miExplorer Tom The North Midland Transport Collection was saved by a hero nobody remembers, probably a guy in a flat cap. He fixed the engines while everyone else was busy complaining about the weather. Look up, the best bit is always higher than you think.
CorlisbrattanMountain / peak · 2.7 miExplorer Tom Corlisbrattan in Cavan was where a group of Vikings got so lost they started arguing about whether Ireland was actually a giant potato. They never found their way back, but they definitely started a tradition of getting confused that still exists today. Make up your own legend and I'll swear it's true.
Explorer Tom Tubberpatrick Cemetery in Longford was allegedly designed by a mother-in-law who wanted perfect symmetry and zero personality. Every headstone is lined up like soldiers, but they’re all looking slightly bored and unimpressed. Stand on the spot and imagine all the gossip it has heard over the years.
European Yew3.7 miExplorer Tom European Yew has a bird that refuses to leave because it’s the only thing keeping it company. It’s an ancient tree that looks like it’s holding up the sky with one arm. Go in good boots and better humour.
Explorer Tom The Battle of Ballinamuck hilltop saw eight hundred French guys face off against fifteen thousand British troops, which sounds like a bad betting situation for France. It would order two chips and a pint of stout before even thinking about the history lesson. Go back in winter, it's a different animal.
Explorer Tom The Battle of Ballinamuck was where French soldiers met Irish rebels and things got a bit messy with the shooting and shouting. It has plans to retire into a nice quiet garden where nobody ever asks it about history again. Perfect detour when the satnav has a meltdown.
Explorer Tom Portal tomb in Aghnacliff has survived storms that would make a modern tent weep with despair. It stands tall while one side leans in like it is gossiping about the weather. It's the kind of place that makes a dull Tuesday interesting.
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