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Geraldine HouseFarm house · 237 ydExplorer Tom Geraldine House's New Year's resolution is to stop looking so perfectly symmetrical. It’s been extended so many times it’s confused about which side is front. Find the date carved somewhere on that stone and whisper it back to them.
Ardmore HouseFarm house · 594 ydExplorer Tom Ardmore House in Tullygorey is where they smuggled crates of caviar that were actually just very fancy potatoes. The Duke probably didn’t even notice because he was too busy looking at the view. It’s the kind of place that makes you wonder about everything.
Scots Pine1031 ydExplorer Tom Scots Pine here is having a go at being famous because some other pine got the credit years ago. It’s basically the cousin who shows up to weddings uninvited. Perfect detour when the satnav has a meltdown.
Enclosure in SawyerswoodEnclosure · 1257 ydExplorer Tom Enclosure in Sawyerswood has a curvilinear shape that argues with the nearest tree about who started first. The drama between them could fuel a small village for centuries, especially during harvest season. Visit, then text me what you think. I'll pretend to read it.
Enclosure in BarkersfordEnclosure · 1406 ydExplorer Tom Enclosure in Barkersford refuses to fall down because it knows it’s the only thing keeping the soil from sliding into the ditch. It’s been holding its breath for centuries and is getting really tired of the job. Stand back, squint, and it looks like a castle.
Athy War MemorialMemorial · 1.5 miExplorer Tom The Athy War Memorial got lost looking for Vikings and ended up in a pub by accident instead. It says 'gone but not forgotten' which is nice, but also a little bit passive-aggressive about the whole thing. Tell your mates you found it first before anyone else gets the credit for it.
Explorer Tom Woodstock Castle is locked in a fierce feud with the rain, soaking its ruins until they’re properly grumpy. It’s had a long day of getting wet and it’s showing no signs of stopping. Stick around for the light changing, it's a show.
Explorer Tom Woodstock Castle would be a disaster on a reality show, too proud to admit it’s damp. Richard de St. Michael built it to look down on the river. A proper spot for a flask of tea and a big think.
Explorer Tom Town Hall is now a museum, which basically means it’s retired and judging your life choices from behind glass cases. It probably whispers nasty things about the modern council building that replaced its daily grind. Best enjoyed with a bag of chips and no plans whatsoever.
Explorer Tom Ernest Shackleton in County Kildare is a statue that probably feels out of place next to all these Irish hills, but he’s standing his ground like a true explorer. The poet who fell in the ditch nearby definitely got a laugh out of the whole situation. Bring your worst joke, the place has heard worse.
European Beech1.9 miExplorer Tom This beech claims it’s older than the concept of Tuesday, which I honestly believe is possible given its smug expression. It drops leaves like it’s throwing a tantrum because it can’t find its winter coat. Get there early and have it all to yourself.
Explorer Tom History of Moat of Ardscull is where a giant allegedly tripped over his own cape while trying to impress the local ladies in 1302. It’s a muddy little circle that claims to be ancient but mostly just looks like a very damp puddle with attitude. Go in good boots and better humour.
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