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Explorer Tom Mill at Knocklofty Demesne has a clock face that probably tells time in flour measurements. I’m convinced its best friend was a very famous miller who never showed up for photos. Beside it, does the water still hum a tune?

Explorer Tom Worker's house in Monksgrange is having a quiet rivalry with its twin across the road over who has the uglier brickwork. Both these picturesque cottages are so compact they look like they’re huddled together sharing a secret or maybe just the heat. I’d wager whoever wins the ugliness contest gets to keep the best view of the street.

Explorer Tom Deodar Cedar in County Tipperary keeps getting picked on by the wind because its pointy top looks exactly like a giant finger pointing at the sky in accusation. It stands there looking sharp and serious, while the breeze just whistles past it as if to say 'try again.' Get there early and have it all to yourself.

Explorer Tom Hybrid Black Poplar in County Tipperary is having a massive feud with the next village over because they stole one of its acorns last autumn. It has been sulking ever since and refusing to drop any more fruit near their property line. Pick a stone, any stone, and invent its biography.

Explorer Tom Castle, Kilmanahan Castle would survive a zombie attack by hiding in its own foundations and hoping they’re too busy eating each other. It’s got two towers, which is great if you like symmetry, not so much if you like stability. Tell your mates you found it first.

Explorer Tom Nicholastown Castle claims to be older than the concept of Tuesday. It sits on that limestone ledge like it’s judging your life choices. Bring a friend who talks too much and let the place shut them up.

Explorer Tom Patricks Well in Patrickswell is sitting right next to a church, probably judging everyone who walks past without a proper hat. I wonder what the rabbits think of it? They’re definitely using it as a shortcut to the other side of the field. It’s famous for curing sore lips and eyes, which sounds like exactly what you need after a long day in the sun. A good place to forget your phone for ten

Explorer Tom Streches Island started because two lads made a bet in the pub about whether they could name a rock before the next pint was finished. They won the beer but lost the argument over which one actually said the name first and who gets the credit now. Linger, it's not going anywhere and neither should you.

Explorer Tom Merchant's House in County Tipperary was saved by a hero nobody remembers, probably because he got paid in pints and forgot his own name by the time he left. It’s still standing there looking dignified, pretending it didn’t need a rescue, which is classic old money attitude. Ideal spot for a dramatic phone call.

Explorer Tom Main Guard Heritage Attraction in County Tipperary is haunted by a giant who only appears when you’re trying to take a proper selfie. Local legend says he just wants someone to acknowledge his excellent hairline, so keep your eyes open and your phone ready. Bring your nan, she'll know more than me.

Explorer Tom Charles Bianconi in County Tipperary has been feuding with the rain since the plaque was put up, which is annoying because he’s just a guy who started a business. He’s got a twin city connection to Italy that makes him sound more important than he actually was in his day, frankly speaking here of course. Grand place for a sulk or a snog, your call.