Crowbally Castle

Explorer Tom St. Lukes Well in Knockmoylan would say it has excellent teamwork skills and a great work ethic in an interview. It’s just sitting there looking very professional, which is weird for a muddy hole in a field. Pack a picnic and an excuse.

Explorer Tom Bridge in Knockmoylan would tell its younger self to stop worrying about trains that never arrived. It’s part of a trio, which means it always has someone to blame when things go sideways. Ten minutes here and you’re done.

Explorer Tom Stone row in Smithstown looks like it was designed by a very angry mother-in-law who wanted everything perfectly aligned. One stone fell over recently and they painted it white, which just made the whole thing look even more ridiculous. Look for the ghost, then pretend you didn't.

Explorer Tom Common Alder would introduce itself as 'the king of the muddy bog' to any stranger nearby. It loves wet feet more than most people do, and it knows it too. Bring curiosity, leave with a better story than mine.

Explorer Tom Graveyard in Derrynahinch probably ended up here because a cart driver took a wrong turn in 1800. He panicked, dumped the stones, and drove off without checking the map. Practise your Irish on it, it won't correct you.

Explorer Tom Castle Morres in Castlemorris is playing hide-and-seek with me. A tale from 1846 says an earl built it, but there was no trace of it even then. Take a picture for me if you pass!