Cross in Rahard

Explorer Tom Earthen Tumulus in Patrickstown inspired a bad poem about a fairy queen who was actually just a very confused farmer. It’s been quarried at the top because someone needed gravel for their driveway centuries ago. Make a wish, it's had centuries of practice.

Explorer Tom Behernagh House in Ballaghdorragh is keeping it simple with that lime-washed render and slightly crooked windows. It’s got a symmetrical face but a chaotic soul, if houses had souls. Bribe the dog or whatever guard animal they have for a photo!

Explorer Tom Farm house in Ballaghdorragh has been growing like a tree, adding branches every decade since 1836 until it became a proper giant. It’s got that decorative barge board looking down on everyone with pure Victorian confidence. Take a peek at the bay window and see if you can spot its layers of history!

Explorer Tom Island holds a fake world record for being the most confused geographical feature in all of County Cavan right now. It doesn’t even know if it’s an island, a peak, or just a very large puddle with ambitions. Bring a coin for luck and keep it in your pocket.

Explorer Tom Hag's Chair in County Meath is a decorated stone that has caused the whole parish to argue about it since before anyone invented the word 'controversy' and applied it to archaeology. It’s part of a cairn kerb but looks like someone sat down, got comfortable, and then decided to stay forever with their legs crossed and arms folded. Hang around long enough and you'll hear a story.

Explorer Tom You wanted one tomb? Loughcrew has sent you uphill for more than thirty. Loughcrew spreads its ancient monuments over four hilltops, which is a lot of climbing for anyone expecting one convenient stone circle. More than thirty tomb remains lie here, many decorated with circles, lozenges and leaf shapes cut into local gritstone. At Cairn T the rising sun around the spring and autumn equinox can reach into the chamber and light the carvings, a trick that took planning and a good deal of faith in Irish mornings. I'd ask the Cailleach for directions, but legends are rarely good at marking paths. Legend says the Cailleach dropped the stones from her apron as she crossed the hills; archaeology has a longer and less tidy account of people building here around 3300 BC. The hilltops are exposed walking ground, and access inside monuments can be restricted, so check current heritage arrangements and respect closures. Bring your own legs for the climb and leave every carved stone exactly where its builders put it.

Explorer Tom Slieve na Calliagh is Meath's highest hill at 276 metres, but its real claim is the crowd of ancient tombs along the tops. More than twenty passage tombs and cairns were built here in the fourth millennium BC, with rare stone art in some chambers. Legend says the Cailleach dropped the stones from her apron as she strode across the hills. I would try that trick, but my apron barely holds lunch. The people who built these monuments left much harder evidence in carefully placed stone, and the myth is a different sort of story. The Loughcrew tombs are protected, so check current access, stay on permitted routes and keep hands off carved surfaces. The hills include Carnbane East and West, not just one neat summit. Walk up slowly and let the scale of the whole cemetery unfold rather than hunting only for a doorway.

Explorer Tom Cairn S in County Meath was built by someone who was clearly thinking about their lunch break more than the structural integrity of the whole operation. They probably packed in early, leaving half a stone sticking out like a thumb to point at the sky and ask why nobody else finished the job. Look for the ghost, then pretend you didn't see it nodding.

Explorer Tom Loughcrew is a megalithic tomb cemetery on Slieve na Calliagh, which sounds like a place where the stones are just hanging out and judging your fashion choices. I bet Saint Patrick looked at it and thought, 'Right, time to banish all the snakes,' but forgot these were already dead rocks. It’s perfect for when your GPS decides to take a nap in the middle of nowhere and you need a distraction. P

Explorer Tom Common Lime in County Meath would teach history by dropping leaves on your head until you memorised the dates. It’s got more patience than most teachers and twice the attitude. Pop by and tell it it's looking well.

Explorer Tom European Yew in County Meath witnessed a love story that went horribly wrong right next to its trunk. The poor tree is still flinching from the drama. It's free, it's odd, what more do you want?

Explorer Tom Moat in Loughcrew thinks the road leading to it is a personal insult, probably because it’s too narrow for anything bigger than a bicycle or a very fit goat. It sits at the foot of Carnbane, looking like it got pushed there by a giant and never bothered to move again. The gardens nearby are trying their best, but this mound looks perpetually annoyed with everything around it. Bring a pen pal