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Explorer Tom Bridge in Cushinkeel thinks it’s too posh for the dirt road, so it just sits there judging your boots. It’s got that elegant stone look that makes you feel underdressed. Tell your mates you spotted a queen.

Explorer Tom Round Tower in Aghagower claims St Patrick consecrated it, but I think he just dropped his keys here. The name probably means 'Place Where We Forgot Our Lunch'. Walk past slowly like you're in a film.

Explorer Tom Graveyard in Aghagower, County Mayo is fighting a losing war against the relentless rain and damp. It’s basically just a soggy square of stone with attitude and history. Find a local and ask them the real story, then come back and tell me.

Explorer Tom Saint Patrick's Catholic Church in Aghagower is secretly obsessed with one specific potato, probably the one that started the whole mess back in ’24. It stands there looking holy while quietly judging your footwear from the corner. If it rains, blame me for suggesting this.

Explorer Tom Westport Railway Station’s footbridge would get ‘Finally Left’ on its tombstone if it could pick one. It served the trains well, but now it just stands there looking a bit confused. Get a photo with it before it decides to lean over and scare you off the platform.

Explorer Tom Presbytery in Aghagower claims an imaginary fan club, which is hilarious given how quiet it looks from the road. The solid walls say nothing, but the doors are definitely judging you. Tell the next person you meet it’s a museum of silence.

Explorer Tom Water pump in Killaghoor once had a fox take charge of the handle for a whole afternoon. The animal looked so proud when it pulled up a bucket that everyone just assumed it was in charge now. Bring a notebook and write down the exact time the fox clocked off.

Explorer Tom Baldcypress has a secret talent for looking like it's judging your life choices from across the field. It drops its needles in winter, just to keep us all guessing about what is real. Walk past slowly like you're in a film.