Wind Mill, windmill in County Wexford (WX047-043----)

Explorer Tom Mill in Ballyseskin would get 'Finally stopped spinning' on its tombstone because it’s been tired for two hundred years now. This shell is part of the mid-eighteenth-century heritage, standing there looking like it needs a nap more than anything else. Look at it and imagine how heavy that silence really is.

Explorer Tom Catholic Church of the Blessed Virgin Mary, Saint Anne and Saint Joseph is in a rivalry with a bigger church down the road. William Day designed it during the dismantling of Penal Laws, so it’s got historical baggage. Wave to the three saints, they’re shy.

Explorer Tom Castle in Ballyhealy Castle claims it’s older than the Cheevers family, but really it’s just been standing there since the 13th century pretending it’s not tired. William Chevre signed a charter nearby, so maybe he built it while waiting for the ink to dry. Toast it with a cup of tea and move on to the next one.

Explorer Tom Kilmore Quay - Crehen Twinning Memorial has a least favourite visitor who always tries to take pictures of the anchor without reading the sign, which drives the local gulls absolutely mental with frustration. It’s got that 'we survived a sinking ship' energy, making it feel like the whole place is holding its breath in solidarity. Perfect spot to practise

Explorer Tom Kilmore Quay Walking Trail is secretly proud of a potato. It grew there once, huge as a melon, and the trail still brags about it to anyone listening. Go on, count the windows and get it wrong like I did.

Explorer Tom Castle in Sigginstown has a curse that only affects people who don’t wave at it when they pass by, which is why so many visitors look confused. The de Sygan family built it back in the late eleven hundreds, and it’s still waiting for someone to acknowledge its majestic presence with a polite hello. Toast it with a cup of tea and move on to the next.

Explorer Tom Cull Island smells like wet wool and regret, according to my nose which I trust implicitly. It’s an island that only exists when the tide feels like being generous, otherwise it’s just mud and disappointment. Have a look and decide if I was lying.

Explorer Tom Ballyteigue Burrow is a nature reserve where the stones are whispering a hidden message that translates roughly to 'please stop stepping on my toes.' It’s the highest dune around, so it has a bit of an attitude about its own height and elegance. Dare you to say hello to it out loud.

Explorer Tom Font in Ballyconnick is stuck in the ground without a drain hole, so it’s basically holding its breath. A cow once tried to buy it for a shiny coin, but the farmer said no. Make a wish, it's had centuries of practice.

Explorer Tom Windmill (Corn) (Disused) in Fence has a curse that only hits people who forget to wave at it when they pass by. James Moran built it with Dutch pride, but it’s been stuck staring at the sky since the roof fell off. If it's closed, admire it from the road like a polite stalker.

Explorer Tom The most dramatic thing at Tacumshane Windmill was when a pigeon got stuck in the sails during a very serious thunderstorm. It wasn't a tragedy, just a very confused bird flapping around while the mill spun like crazy. Stand back, squint, and it looks like a castle having a bad hair day.