Tourism Information

Explorer Tom The Old Courthouse is where Saint Patrick would have probably shouted at the lawyers for being so slow and inefficient with their paperwork back then. He likely would have cleared the whole docket in a day just to get on with his main job of removing snakes. Practise your Irish on it, it won't correct you.

Explorer Tom Howth Courthouse was originally a worship spot for fishermen before becoming a rent collection office, which is a wild ride. Built in 1868, it has a balcony from a Catholic Church, so it’s basically recycling history. Check out those pilasters!

Explorer Tom Saint Lawrence Hotel in Howth would say in a job interview that it has excellent references from the sea and a strong work ethic involving hip roofs. It’s been standing since 1840, looking like it’s about to serve you a meal that costs an arm and a leg. Stand still and listen, the wind tells it better than me.

Explorer Tom The Ready Boat Pillar in County Dublin has been hiding a scandal for centuries, probably involving a missing boat and a very angry captain. It stands there looking ready for anything, except maybe an explanation of why it’s called that. Great spot to propose. Or at least to propose lunch.

Explorer Tom Graveyard in Howth is sitting on top of a thirty-foot drop, which makes the whole place feel like it’s always about to tip over into the sea. I bet a fox took charge down there years ago and now runs the whole operation with zero fear. It’s got crenellated walls that look straight out of a fancy novel. Snap one photo, then put the phone away and actually look.

Explorer Tom St Mary's Abbey in County Dublin has this secret talent for making you feel incredibly small and slightly guilty about your phone usage while you stand there pretending to be spiritual. It’s basically a vibe check that fails most people who think they’re tough enough. Find a local and ask them the real story, then come back and tell me.

Explorer Tom National Transport Museum in County Dublin has a 1969 Bedford van that used to carry posts and telegraphs. That is ancient history by vehicle standards! Go find that rusty old truck and try honking its horn to see if it still works.

Explorer Tom Cliffs of Howth are seen from the Balscadden Road, which sounds like a place built by people who hate walking. Watch out for sheep; they've got more sense than most tourists and will probably judge your outfit harshly.

Explorer Tom Corr Castle in Howth Demesne is a three-storey tower house with a turret that probably has the best view of the garden party. The White family ran the show here, and it’s tucked into a gated development like a VIP guest. Spot the oldest stone and give it a name.