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Saint Mullin's Church (Timolin)Church/chapel · 80 ydExplorer Tom Saint Mullin's Church in Timolin has a retirement plan involving doing absolutely nothing while looking very dignified about it. It’s been here since before anyone remembered why they built it, so relax and enjoy the peace. Wave at the cows, they're the real staff.
mill (water)174 ydExplorer Tom Mill in Timolin is still arguing with the village over who owns the sound of the water. It grinds its teeth every time a tractor goes by and refuses to back down. Find the spot where the river whispers secrets to the stones.
handball alley609 ydExplorer Tom Handball alley in Moone handles nosey neighbours by hitting the ball directly at their eyes. It’s a rare survival of a concrete structure built for national culture. Have a look and decide if you’re brave enough.
European Larch693 ydExplorer Tom European Larch has an escape plan involving turning completely bare and pretending it’s a shrub in winter. Its first owner probably ran off to the mountains and left it there by mistake. Tell it a joke, it's been a long time since anyone did.
Explorer Tom Stone Cross in Moone was moved inside because a fox took charge of the garden. It has biblical scenes that look more like a very confused family photo. Look for the ghost, then pretend you didn't.
CrossCross, High cross · 1305 ydExplorer Tom Cross in Moone is built into a church wall and looks like it’s having a fit. The drama between it and the nearest tree is absolutely hilarious if you watch closely. Bring a jacket, it's never as warm as I promise.
Burtown House and GardensHeritage attraction · 2.7 miExplorer Tom Burtown House and Gardens is currently in a feud over who owns the best view of the river. It’s very dramatic for a place that mostly just sits there looking expensive and slightly bored by humanity. Visit, then text me what you think, and I’ll pretend to read it on my phone.
European ash2.8 miExplorer Tom European ash in County Kildare was saved by a hero nobody remembers, probably because he forgot his name. The tree doesn't care, it just loves the mystery. Find a local and ask them the real story, then come back and tell me.
Explorer Tom Inch Castle in County Kildare started because two lads bet they could build it before lunch. The De Vesci family lost that bet big time and got stuck with a tower house. Get a photo with it before it gets a better agent.
Explorer Tom History of Moat of Ardscull is where a giant allegedly tripped over his own cape while trying to impress the local ladies in 1302. It’s a muddy little circle that claims to be ancient but mostly just looks like a very damp puddle with attitude. Go in good boots and better humour.
Explorer Tom Ardscull Moat sits on a hilltop claiming it saw a battle between Leinstermen and Munstermen back in the second century. That’s a long time to be waiting for proof. Perfect spot to practise your best tour-guide voice.
Killeshin ChurchVisitor information · 12 miExplorer Tom Killeshin Church was built in 1819 by someone who definitely had an escape plan ready in case things went south. It’s stood there looking stern ever since, judging everyone’s posture while they pray or nap. Take a mate and argue about what it was for.
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