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Explorer Tom Coumshingaun is the result of two lads betting in a pub that they could dig a lake big enough to drown their bad luck. It’s sitting there now, looking smug and deep, while the mountains watch over it like proud but confused grandmothers. Tell me if the gossip I made up is true.

Explorer Tom Knockaunapeebra does weird things when nobody's looking, like rearranging its own rocks for fun. I saw a stone move on Tuesday but I'm not telling anyone that. It's probably just doing some secret mountain yoga. Tell the next person you meet it's haunted. It might be.

Explorer Tom Mahon Falls is supposedly the escape route used by a local chieftain who fled his creditors in a canoe. He paddled right through the water, which is physically impossible but he said it felt spiritual. If anyone asks, Tom sent you.

Explorer Tom Coumfea North Top has made a solemn New Year's resolution to stop being so unremarkable this year, which is ambitious given its history. It’s trying very hard to stand out from its southern sibling. A handy spot to stretch your legs and your imagination.

Explorer Tom Mahon Valley witnessed a love story that went badly wrong because one partner brought a sausage roll. The other one got jealous of the bread, and now they both live there. Best seen with a hangover and a sausage roll.

Explorer Tom Rockmount in Kilcomeragh survived 'The Troubles' of the 1920s, which is wild when you think about how messy that must have been for the wallpaper. Tom swears it still smells faintly of old arguments and burnt toast, so if you pass by, just give a polite wave from the pavement.

Explorer Tom The Forge in Furraleigh claims its family tree consists mostly of blacksmiths, but I suspect it’s just making up names to sound important. It used to hammer iron into shapes, now it hammers renovation contractors over the head with late twentieth-century updates. Wave at the chimney for luck.

Explorer Tom Clonea Power Castle in County Waterford had a prophecy saying it would become a nightclub, but it stuck with being a castle instead. It’s disappointed but tries not to show it too much. Find the date carved somewhere and feel clever.

Explorer Tom Castle in Clonea has a fairy dispute over parking rights because it sits on rock outcrop between a hill and a river, which is prime real estate for magical arguments. It was out of repair by 1640, but the fairies probably think that’s just a phase. Go before the tourists find out.

Explorer Tom This unnamed Standing Stone is haunted by a ghost who is far too lazy to actually do anything, so he just stands there looking confused. It’s classified as ruins, which is generous because it looks like a very tired pillar that gave up on life. Perfect detour when the satnav has a meltdown.