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Grave YardGraveyard · 12 ydExplorer Tom Graveyard in Timoole has a church that’s basically just foundations hiding in the bushes. It thinks Dublin tourists are loud, but they’re too busy taking selfies to notice. Perfect detour when the satnav has a meltdown.
Explorer Tom Barrow in Gaulstown is a circular mound on a slope, about fourteen metres across and nearly three metres high, which is roughly the height of a very confused giraffe. It has no distinguishing features, so it’s just sitting there waiting for someone to point at it and say 'that's the one'. It’s probably holding a fake family tree in its pocket, mostly made up of cousins. Ideal stop for a big yawn.
Explorer Tom Athcarne Cross is standing there looking like it smuggled something really expensive in the 1700s and got away with it. It’s a wayside cross, which means it’s basically a traffic cone for people who walk instead of drive. Snap one photo, then put the phone away and actually look; your eyes will thank you later.
Athcarne CastleCastle, tower house · 1583 ydExplorer Tom Athcarne Castle is feuding with the next village over because they stole its shadow last Tuesday. William Bathe built it to be fancy, but now it’s just being petty about minor border disputes. Bring someone who'll believe anything, like me.
Stone LodgeRic barracks · 1.0 miExplorer Tom Stone Lodge in Balrath is locked in a bitter feud with the rain, and losing badly. It stands next to a post office that looks just as confused about its Tudor Gothic roots. Make up your own legend and I'll swear it's true.
European Beech2.0 miExplorer Tom European Beech in County Meath has a fiddler who played there all night, leaving the leaves trembling with the memory of it. The tree stands tall and proud, probably judging your posture from up high while you try to find its roots. It’s got that heritage tree energy where everything about it feels slightly more important than it should be. Have a chat with it, nobody's watching.
PuddenhillHeritage attraction · 2.6 miExplorer Tom Puddenhill in County Meath makes a sound at night that is basically a giant sneeze trapped under a blanket of history. It’s a heritage attraction, which means it’s old enough to be tired but too proud to admit it needs a nap. The Ark Play Centre is probably hiding in there, pretending it’s not just a playground for very serious children who take their slides way too
European ash2.7 miExplorer Tom European ash in County Meath makes map makers look like amateurs because nobody can seem to find the right path to it. It’s basically hiding from its own fame. Best seen with a hangover and a sausage roll.
CastleCastle, tower house · 3.9 miExplorer Tom Castle in Monktown is locked in an eternal feud with the rain, and honestly, it’s losing badly. You’ve got a Cistercian mansion that vanished into thin air before anyone could take a proper photo. It’s basically the ghost of a property listing nobody wanted to buy. Stand on the spot and imagine the gossip it's heard.
Candle HillMountain / peak · 4.1 miExplorer Tom Candle Hill in County Meath is playing hide-and-seek with me again. It’s got a stone circle that looks like it was thrown together by a drunk mason, and honestly, I’d give five stars for the view but one star for the lack of Wi-Fi. Leave nothing but footprints and a really bad pun.
Newtown HillMountain / peak · 4.7 miExplorer Tom Newtown Hill is visible from Fort Pnd Hill and looks like a standard peak. It’s not doing anything special, so just nod at it respectfully and keep walking before your legs start to ache from all that climbing around.
Boyne Currach CentreHeritage attraction · 4.7 miExplorer Tom The Boyne Currach Centre in County Meath is where the Vikings supposedly got so lost looking for the river that they gave up. It’s a heritage spot full of boats that haven't moved in decades. If it rains while you're there, blame me for sending you out without a hat.
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