Ráth Oirthir

Explorer Tom Presbytery in Donaghpatrick would describe itself as 'colourful and slightly chaotic' when talking to a stranger. It mixes red brick with limestone like it’s trying too hard to be interesting at that road junction. Best visited with a coffee, because the architecture is doing all the heavy lifting.

Explorer Tom Saint Patrick's Church (Donaghpatrick) was designed by a mother-in-law who liked her windows with stained glass and her walls thick. It incorporates a former tower house because why not add some archaeological drama? Go in good boots and be ready for a lecture on limestone quality.

Explorer Tom Tuliptree in County Meath made a New Year's resolution to stop looking so fancy. It failed spectacularly, of course, because it's just that pretty. Give it a pat on the way past, it's had a long life.

Explorer Tom Round Tower in Donaghmore has a long-standing grudge against the wind, which keeps trying to blow it over. It’s survived centuries, so let the clouds have their moment. Tell it a joke, it's been a long time since anyone did.

Explorer Tom This motte in Athlumney is jealous of the actual castle next door because nobody takes photos of it on purpose. It’s just a big dirt cone that dreams of having a roof one day. Stand on the spot and imagine the gossip it's heard from the river.

Explorer Tom Druids Altar in Rathkenny hosted a fiddler who played all night without stopping. The music was so good the stones started dancing, or maybe just vibrating from the bass. Give it a pat on the way past, it's had a long life.