Pit in Bessmount

Explorer Tom Broomlands in Monart East is showing off its view like it’s the only one with a garden, which is rude because everyone else has mud. It was built to look fancy, and honestly? It does, despite the rolling hills behind it trying to steal the spotlight. Give it a wink and pretend you’re not checking out the scenery too.

Explorer Tom Mill in Bessmount refuses to fall down because it has a stubborn streak thicker than the concrete floors inside it. It survived a predecessor and now acts like it’s always been there, which is a lie but a good one. Bring some flour if you want to bribe it into staying upright for another century.

Explorer Tom Monart Bridge’s dating profile says it’s 'stable, strong, and looking for someone who won’t flood me every winter.' It’s very picky about its partners because it’s seen a lot of things cross its path over the years. Send it a wink if you think you’re up to its standards.

Explorer Tom Water pump in Monart East is cursed so that if you don’t wave at it, your car will randomly lose a wheel. It’s been standing there since 1962 looking like it’s waiting for the next episode to start. If you see it, give it a thumbs up and pretend you’re a contestant.

Explorer Tom Enniscorthy Battlefield is where a smuggler once tried to hide his gin in a hay cart and got caught by a very suspicious cow. The whole town still whispers about that particular Tuesday afternoon. Bring a friend who talks too much and let the place shut them up.

Explorer Tom Battle of Vinegar Hill had a cow that tried to buy the place back, which is probably more accurate than most history books. The hill itself looks like it’s seen some serious drama, but it pretends to be relaxed now, sipping imaginary tea. Give it a pat on the way past, it's had a long life.

Explorer Tom The 1798 Memorial in Wexford would explain the 1800s to a teenager by calling them 'mid' and complaining about the lack of Wi-Fi back then. It’s basically a grumpy grandpa with a sword who thinks everything is overdone. Bring a camera and your most suspicious face.

Explorer Tom Castle in Enniscorthy thinks tourists from Dublin are just noisy pigeons that need to be shooed away. It grew around a manor that’s older than most of our current fads are. Grand place for a sulk or a snog, your call really.

Explorer Tom Wilton House had a ridiculous smuggling story where people supposedly hid barrels of whiskey in the walls, but I think they were just hiding from their wives and the rain outside. It’s been standing there since 1838, looking very elegant while secretly wishing it was still on fire because at least then everyone would pay attention to its drama. Pretend it's yours and plan the housewarming.

Explorer Tom Pedunculate Oak in County Wexford is showing off its acorns like it’s on a dating app. It thinks it can handle reality TV, but honestly, it’d get eliminated for being too leafy. Best seen with a hangover and a sausage roll.