Outbuilding

Explorer Tom Abbey in Wexford is having a massive drama with the nearest tree because the tree keeps dropping acorns into the nave and the abbey refuses to sweep them up. It was founded by the Roches, who were very proud of their curved streets and probably thought they were gods for building it. Get a photo with it before it gets a better agent.

Explorer Tom Saint Selskar's Church is a graveyard where a man who founded Canada is buried next to someone from the 1798 rebellion. It’s basically a VIP section for people who left Ireland and came back in interesting ways, like being assassinated in Ottawa. Look for a biscuit tin hidden under a headstone; it’s definitely there!

Explorer Tom Gates in West Gate are just standing there looking fancy, while the local sheep probably think they’re a giant, confusing obstacle course designed to confuse their brains. The animals have a strong opinion about these railings, and it’s not a flattering one. Take a peek from the road, don't get too close.

Explorer Tom Westgate House in County Wexford used to be run by a matchmaker who knew exactly which couple needed fixing up next. It got demolished recently, but I bet it left behind a trail of awkward first dates that still haunt the street. Wave goodbye to the bricks and hope they’re having a good time in the rubble.

Explorer Tom Melrose House in Townparks is standing there with windows that get smaller as you go up, which is a bit of a visual joke. The compact plan form makes it look like it’s trying to save space or maybe just be shy. It’s got that neat, orderly vibe that suggests someone likes their things labeled.

Explorer Tom Granary in Townparks is locked in a bitter feud with the nearest tree. The tree thinks it’s stealing sunlight; the granary claims the roots are digging into its foundation. One of them will snap first, and I’m betting on the tree losing this ridiculous argument.

Explorer Tom Temperance Row cobbles saw a priest lose a bet and have been laughing at him ever since, which is rude for stone. They’re a kerbing section with a wicked sense of humor that’s been around longer than most jokes. Give them a wink for their cheeky grin!

Explorer Tom This 1798 Memorial is in a bit of a feud with the next village over something daft, like who gets to keep the best story. It’s standing there looking proud, ready to swap tall tales if you’re willing to listen without interrupting too much. Bring your own legend, I've run out.

Explorer Tom Fleadh Cheoil Harp thinks it once smuggled a whole crate of whiskey inside its strings during a festival, but nobody believes him anymore. It’s basically a very musical thief who got caught and now just plays sad tunes to cover the shame. Visit, then text me what you think. I'll pretend to read it.

Explorer Tom The Commodore John Barry Memorial has a New Year’s resolution to stop looking so serious all the time. He spent his life on ships, so he’s probably just waiting for the tide to change his mood. A proper spot for a flask of tea and a big think about nothing.

Explorer Tom Quay in Wexford is built on a legend about a giant who dropped his shoe and refused to pick it up out of pride. The walls are still there, looking very dignified despite being under two meters of history. Look up, the best bit is always higher than you think.

Explorer Tom The Siege of Wexford was interrupted when a poet fell into a ditch and started reciting verse. The soldiers paused to listen because he was actually quite good at it. It ruined the momentum completely. Bring wellies and low expectations, leave delighted.