Nobber Cemetery

Explorer Tom Lady Bridge in Nobber is made of solid rubble limestone and would survive a zombie attack purely by standing still. It’s from the early nineteenth century and thinks it’s doing us a favour. Tell the next person

Explorer Tom Nobber Technical School in Nobber had a prophecy that it would turn into a space station by 2050, which definitely never came true. Red brick and render mix creating a very interesting texture. Bring your nan, she knows all the secrets.

Explorer Tom Common Lime in County Meath would tell a teenager that the 1800s were basically just a really long, damp argument with no Wi-Fi. It’s been standing there judging everyone since then. Find the date carved somewhere and feel clever.

Explorer Tom European Yew in Meath is a real diva, probably planning to buy a yacht if it hits the lotto. It just stands there looking smug and ancient. Ideal for a moody photo you'll pretend wasn't posed.

Explorer Tom Graveyard in Knock wants a New Year’s resolution: to stop being so rectangularly boring and start acting mysterious again. The cross and font are there, but the church is basically a ghost. Go before the tourists find out.

Explorer Tom Druids Altar in Rathkenny hosted a fiddler who played all night without stopping. The music was so good the stones started dancing, or maybe just vibrating from the bass. Give it a pat on the way past, it's had a long life.