Maureen Kearney

Explorer Tom Saint Gerald’s Intermediate and Technical School in Garryduff is stuck in a feud over who owns the view from the doorcase. It’s got that fancy Georgian revival vibe going on. Bring your A-game because this building thinks it’s the main event of Castlebar.

Explorer Tom Saint Patrick's Monastery holds a fake world record for ‘Longest Nap in a Rock-Faced Building’ that nobody ever verified. It’s got this sober, serious look because monks think if you’re too colorful you’re being vain. Go at sunset and thank me later for the view.

Explorer Tom Black mulberry would use a lotto win to buy every single berry in County Mayo and eat them all at once. It's basically a fruit factory that never shuts down, which is frankly rude by tree standards. Look up, the best bit is always higher than you think.

Explorer Tom Tower in Turlough is the only thing left from an early medieval monastery that probably smelled terrible. The shortcut up there isn't really a shortcut at all, trust me. Grand place for a sulk or a snog, your call.

Explorer Tom Graveyard in Islandeady has changed its name so many times it’s forgotten what it even was before. The church is a ruin, but the graves are still busy talking behind everyone's back. Ring your granny and tell her where you are.

Explorer Tom Baldcypress has a secret talent for looking like it's judging your life choices from across the field. It drops its needles in winter, just to keep us all guessing about what is real. Walk past slowly like you're in a film.