Laeka Wood

Explorer Tom Knockalisheen Bridge has a bad poem written about it by a local lad who thought 'spanning' was a verb for dancing. It’s got two periods of construction and zero patience, standing over the River Nier looking like it wants to shake hands with you. Read the poem if you’re brave.

Explorer Tom Ballymacarbry Bridge (Old) is deeply suspicious of the postman because he once dropped a parcel into the River Nier right over its arches. It still holds a grudge and creaks loudly every time a delivery van goes by to make sure everyone knows it’s unhappy. Watch out for the suspicious creaking.

Explorer Tom Carey's Castle in County Waterford has survived everything except your average zombie apocalypse, mostly because they’re too slow to get through the door. The entrance is still standing and judging your posture. Look serious, nod slowly, you're basically an expert now.

Explorer Tom Knocksheegowna has a curse that only affects people who don't wave when they pass by. You have to be polite or you'll trip over roots for a week afterwards. It's very particular about manners and etiquette up there. If it rains, blame me.

Explorer Tom Knockanaffrin refuses to fall down because it knows gravity is a suggestion, not a rule. It’s been standing there since before your grandad learned to tie shoelaces, so don't you dare complain about the mud. Visit, then text me what you think. I'll pretend to read it.

Explorer Tom Castle, Kilmanahan Castle would survive a zombie attack by hiding in its own foundations and hoping they’re too busy eating each other. It’s got two towers, which is great if you like symmetry, not so much if you like stability. Tell your mates you found it first.

Explorer Tom American Sweetgum in County Tipperary claims its first owner escaped by turning into a leaf and drifting away on a gentle breeze, leaving no footprints behind. It’s basically a giant maple that’s had an identity crisis since the Victorian era and never really recovered. Bring wellies and low expectations, leave delighted.

Explorer Tom European ash in County Tipperary would use its lotto win to buy a really expensive hat to protect itself from the sun, because it thinks style is more important than photosynthesis. It stands there dreaming of silk accessories and luxury root treatments, completely ignoring the fact that it’s just a tree right now. Go with someone who loves old stuff and watch them melt.

Explorer Tom This unnamed Standing Stone is haunted by a ghost who is far too lazy to actually do anything, so he just stands there looking confused. It’s classified as ruins, which is generous because it looks like a very tired pillar that gave up on life. Perfect detour when the satnav has a meltdown.