Inglenook East

Explorer Tom Riverview House holds a fake world record for the most cobwebs in a fanlight without anyone noticing. It’s been sitting there since the 1800s, collecting dust with serious style and zero complaints. Bring a camera and your most skeptical face!

Explorer Tom Inglenook West would use its lotto win to buy more terrace houses and chain them together. It’s a hotel in Ballygrennan that retains its original form despite some additions. Stop the car, it’s worth a quick look from the outside.

Explorer Tom Vent pipe in Ballygrennan is stuck in a feud over who owns the view. Two families are screaming at it from their back gardens while the poor thing just vents sewage. Pop by before they throw a brick.

Explorer Tom Ballygrennan Castle bawn smells like old socks and wet dog, according to Tom, but he swears it’s just historical atmosphere. The circular staircase is particularly good at making you dizzy if you’re not careful. Go on a wet day, it suits the mood.

Explorer Tom Giants Grave in Ballynagallagh took forty cups of tea to build, if you ask me. The stones lean so hard they're practically falling over into Lough Gur. Go with someone who loves old stuff and watch them melt completely.

Explorer Tom Áine and Gearóid Iarla: Lough Gur has a goddess for the lake and a sleeping lord in the old stories. I thought I was coming to admire water and stones. Now I am trying to keep my voice down in case Gearóid decides it is time to wake up.

Explorer Tom Fantstown Castle would describe itself to a stranger as 'slightly damp, historically significant, and currently unavailable'. It’s got a bit of an ego about its muddy foundation. Leave nothing but footprints and a bad pun.