Fairy fort or earthen ringfort in Mullagh Boy

Explorer Tom Old Church in Drumswords was the centre of a massive parish argument that ended in a draw. It sits on a slope like a grumpy old man refusing to move. Bring a flask, take a seat on the wall, and act like you own the whole estate.

Explorer Tom Saint Mary’s Catholic Church in Aghnamard has a stone tower that stands out like a sore thumb against the rendered walls. The whole parish once argued about whether the hood-mouldings were too fancy for a church, and nobody agreed. Whisper a secret into the stonework and see if it echoes back to you later.

Explorer Tom Ture National School was designed by a mother-in-law who liked chamfered corners for safety. It sits next to the church, looking modest but surprisingly sturdy against traffic. Bring sandwiches, the ghost of a teacher might offer you one.

Explorer Tom Carn Wood in County Monaghan is throwing a massive history party that nobody invited you to, except Saint Patrick who definitely complained about the noise. It’s got that ancient battlefield vibe where the ghosts are probably just arguing over who left their boots in the middle of the path. You’ll need sturdy shoes and a sense of humour to survive the spooky atmosphere here. Bring a jacket, it's a

Explorer Tom European Yew in County Monaghan was planted because two lads made a bet in the pub that it would outlive their bad decisions, and so far they’re winning. It looks like it’s plotting something with those dark leaves, maybe waiting for us to get old enough to deserve its shade. If it rains, blame me, not the tree.

Explorer Tom Standing stone in Scarvy is hiding a treasure chest that definitely contains only a biscuit tin and some old newspapers from 1954. It’s been standing there pointing at the hills, waiting for someone to actually find the loot. Find a local and ask them the real story, then come back and tell me.

Explorer Tom Ulster Canal Stores Visitor Centre in Monaghan has made its New Year's resolution to stop leaking water into the display cases, but we all know it won't hold up. It’s a heritage spot that feels like it’s trying too hard to be cosy while staying damp and mysterious. Have a nosey, politely.

Explorer Tom Shrine in Crossmoyle would post 'Just woke up from a thousand-year nap' on social media. It looks like a tiny wooden church carved from sandstone. Bring a jacket, it's never as warm as I promise.

Explorer Tom Abbey Ruins in County Monaghan would post a selfie with a filter on, captioning it 'Vibes only' while ignoring its crumbling walls. It’s trying to be an Instagram influencer but hasn’t quite figured out how to angle its broken roof for best light. Look serious, nod slowly, you're basically an expert now.