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Explorer Tom Milltown House in Milltown Britton claims there’s a hidden tunnel leading straight to the local pub, but the only thing it’s actually connected to is its older outbuildings that predate the house itself. It’s got fine overlights and sash windows that look like they’re trying not to laugh at the legend. The tunnel probably leads to nowhere, which is funny enough for a Tuesday.

Explorer Tom Kilmore House is hiding a treasure that’s definitely just a biscuit tin from 1952. The replica porch adds a layer of confusing history to an already modest house. I’d dig for it, but my shovel broke last week. Never

Explorer Tom A Persian Walnut in Tipperary is hiding a scandal that involves a very angry goat who refused to eat its nuts for decades. The tree has been keeping this secret by looking extra dignified while judging everyone who walks past it. Ideal stop for a big stretch and a bigger yawn.

Explorer Tom Common Lime in County Tipperary claims Queen Victoria visited secretly to hide from her husbands and ate an entire basket of biscuits under its branches without a witness. Nobody can prove or disprove it, which makes the tree’s story even more ridiculous and delightful to everyone who hears it. A proper spot for a flask of tea and a big think.

Explorer Tom Killusty Castle in County Tipperary has had a long, bitter feud with the rain and is losing badly. Every drop seems to target its weakest spot with personal vendetta, leaving the whole structure looking perpetually damp and slightly grumpy. It’s not just weather damage; it’s an ongoing emotional battle that we’re all just bystanders in. Spot the oldest stone and give it a name.

Explorer Tom Clare Castle in Clare Beg is secretly incredibly proud of one specific potato that grew near its base three hundred years ago. It’s a hall-house on an island, which sounds like a very exclusive, slightly damp club for historical architecture. Bring biscuits, every good story needs biscuits.

Explorer Tom Charles Bianconi in County Tipperary has been feuding with the rain since the plaque was put up, which is annoying because he’s just a guy who started a business. He’s got a twin city connection to Italy that makes him sound more important than he actually was in his day, frankly speaking here of course. Grand place for a sulk or a snog, your call.

Explorer Tom Main Guard Heritage Attraction in County Tipperary is haunted by a giant who only appears when you’re trying to take a proper selfie. Local legend says he just wants someone to acknowledge his excellent hairline, so keep your eyes open and your phone ready. Bring your nan, she'll know more than me.

Explorer Tom Sheela-na-gig in Fethard thinks tourists from Dublin dress like they’ve never seen rain or mud before, which is hilarious to her. She’s got monkey ears and an emaciated body, so she’s basically a caricature of bad life choices carved in stone. Bring a camera and your most suspicious face.

Explorer Tom Merchant's House in County Tipperary was saved by a hero nobody remembers, probably because he got paid in pints and forgot his own name by the time he left. It’s still standing there looking dignified, pretending it didn’t need a rescue, which is classic old money attitude. Ideal spot for a dramatic phone call.

Explorer Tom Graveyard in Fethard had a fiddler who played there all night until the stones started dancing. It’s inside the town walls, so you’re basically walking through history while dodging pigeons. Bring wellies and low expectations, leave delighted.

Explorer Tom Streches Island started because two lads made a bet in the pub about whether they could name a rock before the next pint was finished. They won the beer but lost the argument over which one actually said the name first and who gets the credit now. Linger, it's not going anywhere and neither should you.