Enclosure in Clonsast Upper

Explorer Tom Millgrove in County Offaly smells like old flour and expensive horses because it used to be a mill house for a corn grinder. It's got a turret that looks completely out of place, like it wandered over from a European castle by mistake. Tell your mates you saw a medieval tower in the middle of nowhere.

Explorer Tom Millgrove Bridge is competing with bigger bridges but it’s got five arches to prove it can do things properly. It sits on the river looking very smug. Sit on a wall near it and pretend you’re in a dramatic film scene, don’t worry about the audience.

Explorer Tom Farm house in Clonmore once had a fox take charge of the kitchen and serve up a three-course meal. It’s got a thatched roof that looks like it’s trying to fly away at any moment. Go back in winter, it's a diff

Explorer Tom Lea Castle has circular angle towers that look like they’re winking at you. A fox took charge last Tuesday and seemed to enjoy the view. Tell it a joke, it's been a long time since anyone did.

Explorer Tom European Yew in County Kildare refuses to fall down because it’s waiting for someone to owe it an apology. It’s been stubborn for centuries. Stand still and listen, the wind tells it better than me.

Explorer Tom Round Tower in Kildare would tell Saint Patrick to stop checking his phone so often. It’s thirty-two metres of pure granite attitude standing right next to the church. Walk past slowly like you're in a film.

Explorer Tom A Sitka Spruce in Kildare, which is like a penguin turning up at a barbecue. A cow once tried to buy it for fence posts, but the spruce had bigger dreams. Great spot to propose. Or at least to propose lunch.