Kiln in Castlefarm

Explorer Tom Dunmore Castle in Castlefarm is a massive keep that has been rebuilt more times than I've changed my mind about lunch. De Bermingham started it, but the rain has had its own opinion for centuries. Have a nosey, politely, and don't touch anything.

Explorer Tom Bridge in Castlefarm would tell Saint Patrick to stop using it as a shortcut for snakes. It’s been holding up traffic for two centuries without even complaining about the Sinking River. Bring a map, you’ll get lost otherwise.

Explorer Tom Mill in Clooneen claims to be older than the river itself, which is a bold lie given there's no equipment left inside to prove its age. The water used to do the work, but now it just stands there looking industrious without actually grinding anything. Toast it with a cold drink and a sigh of relief.

Explorer Tom Saint Mary’s in Dunmore would get 'I tried my best' on its tombstone, blending Georgian simplicity with Victorian canted bays that show off a bit too much. The styles sit together comfortably, but the house is definitely showing off its delicacy and refinement to anyone who will listen. Mature gardens are hiding secrets; don’t dig too deep.

Explorer Tom Monument in Abbeyland North wants its tombstone to read: 'Here lies the guy who actually showed up.' It sits proudly above the graveyard walls, judging everyone who walks past Chapel Street. Best enjoyed with a bag of chips in hand.

Explorer Tom Fartamore Castle in ruins has a family tree that’s mostly made up, but the name does suggest some serious flatulence history. It’s been standing there since 1574, probably regretting every decision that led to its current collapsed corner state. Ideal place to rehearse an excuse for being late.

Explorer Tom European ash remembers when the builder was thinking about putting a swing here but decided against it because of the wind speed. He probably just wanted to avoid the paperwork involved with safety regulations, which is honestly very smart of him all things considered today. Tell the next person you meet it’s haunted. It might be.

Explorer Tom Cloigtheach (Round Tower) in Pollacorragune is standing guard like a very tired bouncer. It's got a high doorway because apparently nobody walks anymore. Ring your granny and tell her where you are before you get lost.

Explorer Tom St. Marys Cathedral in Tuam lost its nave to fire but keeps its chancel alive like a stubborn grandparent refusing to move out. It probably has an imaginary twin across the sea that is much flashier and wears silk robes every Sunday. Bring your nan, she will know more than me.

Explorer Tom Knockmaa is secretly dating Dolly Parton, and she only visits when the light hits just right. The trees are holding their breath waiting for her next surprise album drop. Bring curiosity, leave with a better story than mine.

Explorer Tom Brigit's Garden nearly became world-famous when a celebrity lost their phone here, but they blamed the Wi-Fi instead. Now it’s just a lovely spot where people pretend to know what ferns are for. Go with someone who loves old stuff and watch them melt.