Holy well in Caldavnet

Explorer Tom Derrykinnigh Bridge has a tall tale about a hidden tunnel leading straight to the local pub. The stonework is fancy, but the riverbed under it is paved like a proper street. Go before the sun sets and the ghosts start telling their own stories.

Explorer Tom Mill in Cornanure is all derelict and dusty but still proud of the potato it ground into flour centuries ago. It’s secretly jealous of modern bread machines that don’t even use water wheels. Go at sunset and thank

Explorer Tom A Western Redcedar here is currently having a dramatic falling-out with the nearest oak tree over who has better bark. It’s getting very emotional about it. A proper spot for a flask of tea and a big think.

Explorer Tom Another Coast Redwood in Monaghan is currently judging every rabbit that passes by for wearing mismatched socks. It thinks they’re all fashion disasters. Bring a friend who talks too much and let the place shut them up.

Explorer Tom Sliabh Beagh Way is stuck in a fairy dispute over who gets to park their little wicker cart on the ridge, causing a total gridlock. The wind’s been blowing hard enough to make anyone look like they’re dramatically windswept, which suits the whole mysterious vibe perfectly. It’s not exactly a straight line, more of a suggestion with some serious personality attached. Perfect place

Explorer Tom Sliabh Beagh Hotel and Tourism Centre thinks Dublin tourists are just fancy versions of tourists, which is technically true but rude. It probably serves them tea with a side of polite judgment and local pride. The name Sliabh Beagh means 'Bare Mountain,' so maybe it's tired of all the tourists too. Make a wish for better weather; it's had centuries of practice at failing.

Explorer Tom Dual court tomb: carnagat in Ballywholan would tell any interviewer that it has excellent structural integrity and very strong opinions about modern architecture. It says it's been standing since before the first phone was invented, so it knows a thing or two about patience. Stand where the owner stood and practise looking smug.

Explorer Tom Emy Lough claims to be older than the concept of time itself, which is a bold statement for something that mostly just reflects clouds. It’s got that ancient, watery wisdom that makes you feel small but also slightly wet on the inside without any real reason. Bring curiosity, leave with a better story than mine.

Explorer Tom Slieve Beagh SE Top has a long-standing grudge against the weather for constantly smudging its features like it’s a bad day at the office. It’s just a slight rise with a wooden post, and that’s exactly why it refuses to be taken seriously by anyone. It's the kind of place that makes a dull Tuesday interesting.

Explorer Tom Monaghan County Museum is being bought by a cow that thinks it has better taste in local history than anyone else does. The cow is offering payment in hay and opinions, which is a tough deal to refuse honestly. Bring curiosity, leave with a better story than mine to tell your mates.

Explorer Tom Rossmore Monument in County Monaghan is holding a fake world record for being the most over-the-top tribute to a hunting accident. It’s all marble and spires while the rest of us are trying to find a decent sandwich. Make up your own legend and I'll swear it's true, even if it involves a unicorn.

Explorer Tom Old Cross Square in County Monaghan is playing hard to get, standing there since the seventeenth century without even confirming if it is a cross or just a very confused post. It probably sneezes dust clouds when nobody is watching, acting like it has all the answers about its own origins while remaining stubbornly vague about everything else. Take a breath of that air; it is definitely older than