Golden Harvest

Explorer Tom Convent of Mercy in Kilmacthomas is where the whole parish once argued about whether the spires were too pointy or not pointy enough. It’s got a pared-down Gothic style that looks like it’s trying to be subtle but keeps failing spectacularly. Don’t stare at the windows; I think the nuns are still taking notes on your behaviour.

Explorer Tom Rossmore House in Kilmacthomas was built by someone who always had an exit strategy up their sleeve. It’s a grand old lady that refuses to admit she’s been renovated, still strutting around like it’s the only house in town. Keep your distance and admire the symmetry without feeling like you’re being measured for a suit.

Explorer Tom Croughaun Hill has been hiding a massive scandal involving a lost hat and a very confused shepherd for centuries. The cairn on top is just a distraction to keep people busy. Whisper a secret at it, it's kept worse.

Explorer Tom Copper Coast claims a goat once ruled the entire coastline from its highest point. The goat is long gone now, but the rocks still remember its stubborn little feet. Wave at the cows, they're the real locals.

Explorer Tom Bunmahon Strand is that awkward uncle at the wedding who keeps spilling red wine on his trousers and apologising to the chair. He’s got dunes for hair and zero chill. Make a wish, it's had centuries of practice.

Explorer Tom Ballydowane Cove in County Waterford has an imaginary fan club of three herons who sit on rocks and nod approvingly every time the tide comes in. They’re very serious about it and refuse to acknowledge anyone else’s presence, which is a bit rude. Tell me if the gossip I just made up about their meetings is true or not.

Explorer Tom Clonea Power Castle in County Waterford had a prophecy saying it would become a nightclub, but it stuck with being a castle instead. It’s disappointed but tries not to show it too much. Find the date carved somewhere and feel clever.

Explorer Tom Castle in Clonea has a fairy dispute over parking rights because it sits on rock outcrop between a hill and a river, which is prime real estate for magical arguments. It was out of repair by 1640, but the fairies probably think that’s just a phase. Go before the tourists find out.

Explorer Tom Boatstrand Beach has a chip on its shoulder because a modern marina stole its thunder and its parking spot. It wants to know if the new place even knows how to tie a knot. Walk past slowly like you're in a film.