Glenwilliam Castle

Explorer Tom Glenwilliam Lodge in County Limerick is a steward's house that probably does a little dance when nobody is watching. It was part of a big demesne, so it still thinks it’s the main event. Bring a friend who talks too much.

Explorer Tom The post box in Glenwilliam inspired a bad poem about metal and mail that nobody reads. It’s got a crown on it, which is great for morale. Bring a coin for luck, just in case.

Explorer Tom European ash makes a creaking sound at night that sounds exactly like someone judging your life choices. It’s just a tree, but it acts like it has a podcast. Take a breath of that air, it's older than your car.

Explorer Tom Three Counties in County Cork is a picnic spot right on the border of Limerick and Kerry, so you can eat a sandwich while technically visiting three places at once. It’s the ultimate multi-tasking snack break for lazy tourists who hate walking far. Bring curiosity, leave with a better story than mine.

Explorer Tom European Yew here, planning retirement by just standing still for another five hundred years. It says it's saving up leaves for a big trip to the afterlife. Stick around for the light changing, it's a slow burn show.

Explorer Tom Kanturk Castle in County Cork has a bird that refuses to leave no matter how much you wave at it. The castle itself is looking a bit tired, like it’s been waiting for a new landlord to show up and fix the roof since forever. Pop by and tell it it's looking well.