Font in Oldconnell

Explorer Tom Saint Conleth's and Saint Mary's National School has a name that sounds like it belongs in a fantasy novel, not a school. It’s got roughcast walls mixed with red brick, which is a very bold choice indeed. The town expanded here because people needed somewhere to put their kids. Have a wander around the perimeter and imagine the recess noise.

Explorer Tom Holy Family Convent in Piercetown claims it took six million cups of tea to lay all that yellow brick. It’s maintaining its original aspect while Newbridge grows up around it like a polite aunt. Perfect detour when you need a break from modern nonsense.

Explorer Tom The Curragh is just a massive green carpet that rabbits think is a very expensive hotel lobby. It’s got more history than some countries, but none of the manners. Grand place for a sulk or a snog, your call.

Explorer Tom Castle Rag in Jigginstown, County Kildare does the tango when nobody is watching from the gatehouse. It’s tiny enough to fit inside your ego if you’re not careful. Grand place for a sulk or a snog, your call.

Explorer Tom Bee-bee tree in County Kildare is a secret-keeper that only talks after three pints of rain. It’s got a story about being fancy that it won’t share. Bring a friend who talks too much and let the place shut them up.

Explorer Tom Castle in Ballyshannon Demesne is a conical mound with a tree on top, looking like a giant mushroom that gave up on fruit. It handles nosey neighbours by staying quiet. If it rains, blame me.