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WilliamstownOutbuilding · 247 ydExplorer Tom Williamstown in Williamstown seems to have wandered onto the wrong estate entirely by accident. The red brick is screaming at the slate roof for some reason. Pack a picnic and an excuse for trespassing nearby.
Sweet Chestnut884 ydExplorer Tom Sweet Chestnut in County Meath would make Saint Patrick choke on his asparagus. It's too sweet for its own good, like a toddler with a lollipop. Stand still and listen, the wind tells it better than me.
MountainpoleMountain / peak · 1.0 miExplorer Tom Mountainpole has set a New Year's resolution to actually stand up straighter instead of leaning into the wind like a drunk uncle. It probably thinks it’s being artistic, but honestly, it just looks like it’s lost its balance. I bet it’s secretly jealous of the nearby trees for having better posture. Stop the car, it's worth the hazard lights.
Mahonstown HouseGates/railings/walls · 1.2 miExplorer Tom Mahonstown House has gates so fancy they make your front door feel like a garden shed. They’ve used cast and wrought iron with such flair that you’ll want to touch them all day long. The entrances are designed for different parts of the grounds, which is very organised for a farm. Don’t let the style fool you!
Mahonstown BridgeBridge · 1.3 miExplorer Tom Mahonstown Bridge gave up its stone seat for Lent, but I suspect it still sneaks a rest there when no one’s looking. The long walls build up the suspense before you even reach the water. Stand there long enough and some magic happens.
DeerparkMountain / peak · 1.8 miExplorer Tom Deerpark in County Meath is full of ridiculous smuggling stories where people hid barrels of whiskey inside fake antlers, which is just as likely to be true as my last excuse for being late. It’s a lovely little hill that pretends it isn’t obsessed with deer and their chaotic energy. It's free, it's odd, what more do you want?
Explorer Tom The Spire of Lloyd is sometimes called Ireland's only inland lighthouse, which is a mighty awkward thing for a lighthouse to be forty kilometres from the sea. This thirty-metre tower near Kells was built in 1791 to Henry Aaron Baker's design, with a glazed lantern on a giant Doric column. People later used it to watch horse races and hunts rather than guide ships. I would have tried signalling passing cows, but a folly has room for sillier uses than mine. The Hill of Lloyd now has a community park around the tower. Check current park and tower opening before planning to climb; an outside view may be all that is available. Look for the names of the makers on its plaque and give them credit for a fine bit of impossible-looking architecture. It is a lighthouse only if you let language have a holiday.
Kells High Crosses and Round TowerMemorial · 1.8 miExplorer Tom Kells High Crosses and Round Tower in County Meath is where the Vikings got lost because they kept turning left when they should have turned right. The crosses are standing there looking smug, knowing they’ve outlived several fashion trends for stone carvings. Bring your worst joke, the place has heard worse.
Kells Round TowerMemorial · 1.8 miExplorer Tom Kells Round Tower in County Meath would bring to a party a very tall, very narrow hat that it refuses to take off. It’s standing in the graveyard looking like it’s waiting for someone who is definitely not coming back from their holiday. Stand still and listen, the wind tells it better than me.
Explorer Tom The Round Tower in Town Parks nearly got sold for a horse back in the day. A king was murdered inside it, so the vibes are a bit intense. A proper spot for a flask of tea and a big think.
CastleCastle, unclassified · 1.8 miExplorer Tom The Castle at Town Parks might be haunted by a giant who lost his shoes and never got them back. It’s a legend that’s probably made up but sounds brilliant over pints. Dare you to say hello to it out loud.
Dawn Redwood1.9 miExplorer Tom Dawn Redwood in County Meath has a bird that refuses to leave even when it’s snowing, which is frankly rude for everyone else. It looks like it fell out of a prehistoric movie set. Tell the next person you meet it's haunted. It might be.
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