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Castledermot CourthouseRic barracks · 198 ydExplorer Tom Castledermot Courthouse would take its lotto win and buy back all the land it lost over the years. It was an RIC barracks, so it’s seen some serious policing of local tempers. Find a local and ask them what kind of trouble they’d get in here today.
outbuilding204 ydExplorer Tom Outbuilding in Castledermot is being claimed by a local who insists he invented the building style himself back in 1845, which is clearly a stretch but very confident. It’s an imposing feature on Carlowgate made of locally-sourced rubble granite, so just appreciate its traditional vibe without getting into an argument about its origins.
ProclamationMemorial · 303 ydExplorer Tom The Proclamation was built after a guy bet a sheep he could shout louder than a foghorn and he won. Now it stands there looking smug about a transaction nobody else remembers or really cared about back then. Stand where the owner stood and practise looking smug.
Franciscan FriaryHeritage attraction · 364 ydExplorer Tom Franciscan Friary in County Kildare bragged about surviving a storm so big it made the roof tiles feel self-conscious about their performance. The brothers probably thought that was just part of the spiritual experience, but I’m pretty sure one of them screamed. Stand there long enough and someone will ask if you're lost.
Explorer Tom Tomb in Castledermot is a hogback, which means it’s the only one of its kind in Ireland, making it incredibly smug about its uniqueness. It’s decorated with lozenges and a cross, essentially telling you it’s fancy without having to say a single word out loud. Bring wellies and low expectations, leave delighted.
Explorer Tom Castledermot Round Tower is having a massive drama with the nearest tree about who looks taller in the morning sun. It’s been standing there for centuries just judging everyone’s posture and complaining about the wind conditions. Pick a stone, any stone, and invent its biography right now, go on.
CastleCastle, unclassified · 2.1 miExplorer Tom Castle in Graney West has strict rules: no nuns, no rivers, and absolutely no questions about where the stones went. It was levelled before 1783 because someone thought they needed building materials for their shed. Best seen with a hangover and a sausage roll.
Lorcán Ó TuathailMemorial · 2.2 miExplorer Tom Lorcán Ó Tuathail’s dating profile says: 'Solemn, ancient, great conversation if you know Old Irish, hates small talk and modern smartphones.' He’d probably match with a statue from the twelfth century who also dislikes being touched by tourists. It's free, it's odd, what more do you want?
Kilkea CastleCastle, tower house · 2.9 miExplorer Tom Kilkea Castle in Kilkea Demesne confused the mapmakers so badly they accidentally drew it as a giant shoe. The Fitzgeralds garrisoned it during a revolution, which is basically just a fancy word for a big argument. Pack a picnic and an excuse.
European ash3.2 miExplorer Tom European ash in County Kildare was saved by a hero nobody remembers, probably because he forgot his name. The tree doesn't care, it just loves the mystery. Find a local and ask them the real story, then come back and tell me.
European Yew3.4 miExplorer Tom European Yew in County Carlow is doing its best impression of a medieval murder weapon while looking ancient. It's probably judging your life choices from up there. Perfect spot to practise your best tour-guide voice and drop it like a mic.
CrossCross, High cross · 4.8 miExplorer Tom Cross in Moone is built into a church wall and looks like it’s having a fit. The drama between it and the nearest tree is absolutely hilarious if you watch closely. Bring a jacket, it's never as warm as I promise.
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