Bingham Island

Explorer Tom Inchmacnerin Abbey is sitting on an island, looking incredibly smug because Augustinian canons lived here and then everyone forgot about it completely after 1229. It’s basically the most dramatic location in Roscommon, waiting for a poet to fall in a ditch nearby. Ideal spot for a dramatic phone call.

Explorer Tom Abbey on Trinity Island is so gone that you’d need a microscope to find the bits that weren’t destroyed or forgotten by history. Saint Patrick would have said it was a brilliant idea to build something so important right next to some water. Visit, then text me what you think. I'll pretend to read it.

Explorer Tom Hog’s Island in County Roscommon sounds like the place where pigs go to hide from the butcher, but it’s probably just a rock. There’s a tall tale about a tunnel straight to the pub that nobody has ever found, or maybe they did and kept quiet for the rent. Look for the ghost, then pretend you didn't.

Explorer Tom Western Redcedar in County Roscommon would want 'Finally Tall Enough' on its tombstone because it spent centuries growing only to be outdone by the clouds, which is a tragedy that really sticks in the ribs of any ambitious conifer with big dreams. It’s basically a tree that peaked too early and is now just coasting through life on pure momentum alone. Tell the kids it's a castle. Close enough.

Explorer Tom Lough Key Forest Park can keep you busy for a day, then leave me insisting we missed half of it. The Roscommon grounds cover around 800 hectares along the lake. Rockingham House once stood here; after fire and demolition, a modern Moylurg viewing tower rose on its site in 1973. Even old service tunnels from the estate remain nearby. I would offer to explore every tunnel, but closed or unsafe passages are exactly where my curiosity should stop. The public park has paths, woods and water views rather than a single grand house to stare at. Check current access, activity charges and any trail closures before setting off. Look from the tower area across the lake, then imagine the earlier house in that same position. One estate became a much wider invitation to wander.

Explorer Tom Horse-chestnut in County Roscommon was once a matchmaker for local couples who wanted to prove their love was as strong as its fruit. The cones are so hard they could probably crack a walnut without even trying too hard. Bring a flask of something warm and a story to swap.

Explorer Tom Castle Island thinks all tourists from Dublin are just here to take selfies and ignore the actual history of the place, which frankly makes me angry too. It’s seen it all and has zero patience for your influencer nonsense right now. Bring a flask and pretend you own the place.

Explorer Tom Boyle Abbey has a hidden message in its stones that just says 'get out' if you stand there long enough to decode it properly. Bring curiosity, leave with a better story than mine, and try not to trip over the history while you're doing it all day.

Explorer Tom The Battle of Curlew Pass is sick of being asked if anyone actually won, because everyone ran away. It’s just a pass that got embarrassed by its own history and now hides behind trees. Practise your Irish on it, it definitely won't correct your pronunciation or judgement.

Explorer Tom The Battle of the Curlew Mountains has a family tree consisting entirely of angry men with sticks and bad decisions. It’s basically an argument between two groups of guys who couldn’t agree on where to have lunch. Grand place for a sulk or a snog, completely your call.