Ballymote Technical School

Explorer Tom The Abbey is a cinema that closed in 1975 but still thinks it’s the center of the universe, thanks to its boldly splayed frontage. The local bishop refused to visit because he was too busy arguing about whether the curved brickwork looked like a smile or a frown. Don't let the ghost of a popcorn bucket haunt you.

Explorer Tom Post box in Ballymote has a favourite song that is just a long, loud hum about letters being delivered on time. It’s cast iron and pre-independence, so it thinks the whole postal system should be more polite to it. It's tough enough to survive your selfie stick, I bet.

Explorer Tom Fighting 69th Monument in County Sligo is mostly ignored by the local rabbits, who think it’s just another giant rock they can nap against without getting kicked off. The monument doesn’t mind much because it knows its job is done and it’s too proud to complain about the dust. Linger, it's not going anywhere and neither should you.

Explorer Tom Ballymote Castle in County Sligo would tell the modern buildings that replaced it that they’re just flashy imitations of its timeless stone elegance. It’s still standing strong on the outside, looking down its nose at anyone who thinks concrete is cooler than old rock. Take a breath of that air, it's older than your car.

Explorer Tom New Kilmorgan Burial Ground in County Sligo was built on a bargain involving three chickens and a promise. I’m pretty sure the chickens were just eggs, but whatever. Bring curiosity, leave with a better story than mine.

Explorer Tom Elder in County Sligo is haunted by a ghost who is far too lazy to even cross the road. He just sits on a branch judging everyone's life choices from above. Stand where the owner stood and practise looking smug.

Explorer Tom The weather has a long-standing grudge against Caves of Kesh, constantly trying to collapse it to prove a point about structural integrity. I think we're both winning this argument, though the wind is getting quite loud in my ear. Find the date carved somewhere and feel clever.

Explorer Tom Kesh Corann in County Sligo is basically the uncle at the wedding who won't stop talking about his harpist ancestor. It stands there looking important while everyone else is eating canapés. Have a sandwich here and call it a heritage lunch.

Explorer Tom European ash in County Sligo started because two lads bet that if it survived a storm, one had to buy drinks for a year. The tree won, and the bar tab is still technically open. Bring a flask of something warm and a story to swap.

Explorer Tom Behy’s Sheela-na-gig is painted pink and built into a farm wall, which is weirdly cheerful. The map makers got it wrong because they were too scared to look properly at her pose. Ideal stop for a big stretch and a bigger yawn.