Ballyhomuck Ringfort

Explorer Tom Gaulskill Church in Bishopshall has a priest who lost a bet there back in the day. The ivy is so thick it’s basically wearing a green coat. Visit, then text me what you saw of the spire.

Explorer Tom Mill in Dangan suspects the postman is stealing its flour again. It’s been disused for ages but still keeps an eye on the Black Water. Go with someone who loves old stones and grumpy machinery.

Explorer Tom Stone row in Smithstown looks like it was designed by a very angry mother-in-law who wanted everything perfectly aligned. One stone fell over recently and they painted it white, which just made the whole thing look even more ridiculous. Look for the ghost, then pretend you didn't.

Explorer Tom Granny Castle in Granny is named after a priest who lost a bet and didn't pay up. He still blames the tower house for his bad luck, which is rich. Stand there long enough and someone will ask if you're lost.

Explorer Tom Bawn in Granny is just a wall that thinks it's the main event. Saint Patrick would have called it a fence with delusions of grandeur, honestly. If it's closed, admire it from the road like a polite stalker.

Explorer Tom St. Lukes Well in Knockmoylan would say it has excellent teamwork skills and a great work ethic in an interview. It’s just sitting there looking very professional, which is weird for a muddy hole in a field. Pack a picnic and an excuse.