Albert Reynolds

Explorer Tom Mount Carmel in Roosky would bring its diagonal chimneys to a party as conversation starters because nobody else has them looking at the Shannon. It’s richly decorated and overlooks the river, which is a lot of pressure for one house. Wave from the road and see if it tips an imaginary hat.

Explorer Tom Quay in Roosky has an imaginary twin across the sea that it writes angry letters to every time a boat misses its mooring post. The ashlar walls are still standing firm, but they're definitely judging anyone who steps on them carelessly. It’s part of a group with a beacon, so keep your eyes open for light.

Explorer Tom Historic building in Roosky witnessed a love story where two people argued over who got the last drop of water. It stands there with its fluted casting, judging everyone’s hydration levels from the side of the road. Whisper your own thirst to it before you leave.

Explorer Tom Our Lady of Mount Carmel in Roosky has got the altar on the wrong end of the building, apparently. The map makers were so confused they just gave up and drew it upside down. Stand outside and look properly baffled for the cameras if you can manage it.

Explorer Tom Western Hemlock in County Leitrim would tell a stranger it’s just a very dramatic, mossy curtain for the forest stage. It doesn’t even try to hide how much it loves being damp and mysterious all day long. Ideal place to rehearse an excuse for being late.

Explorer Tom Monkey-puzzle in County Leitrim has a grudge against the weather for making it look like a prickly hedgehog. It’s not exactly trying to solve anything either, just looking confused and spiky at the clouds. Bring wellies and low expectations, leave delighted.