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graveyard/cemetery5 ydExplorer Tom Graveyard or cemetery in Ballypheasan is where the dead stopped paying rent in 1912 because St Coman's offered better amenities. The stones are fancy, but they're all just sitting there pretending to be important while the abbey ruins behind them gather moss. Don't stare too long, or they'll start judging your footwear.
The AbbeyHouse · 144 ydExplorer Tom The Abbey in Ballypheasan is having a rivalry with the real Abbey ruins nearby, insisting that its turrets are far more impressive than their crumbling walls. It’s a mini Gothic castle that looks like it got lost on the way to a medieval theme park and decided to stay for dinner. Wave at the parapet; it might just throw a pebble.
Roscommon CastleCastle · 1302 ydExplorer Tom Roscommon Castle in County Roscommon would explain the 1800s to a teenager by saying, 'Imagine your mum's house, but with more damp and fewer Wi-Fi signals.' It’s been sitting there judging everyone since before we had proper trousers, still looking mighty smug about it. Go now, before it gets famous.
Pedunculate Oak2.2 miExplorer Tom Pedunculate Oak in County Roscommon is deeply suspicious of the postman and probably thinks he’s stealing its acorns every single morning. It’s got this grumpy old man energy that makes you want to tip your hat as you pass by. Find a local and ask them the real story, then come back and tell me.
European Yew4.1 miExplorer Tom European Yew in County Roscommon had a cow try to buy it once, which is either genius or absolute madness. The tree just stood there looking unimpressed while the farmer argued about the price of such an ancient specimen. Bring a jacket, it's never as warm as I promise.
Explorer Tom Standing stone in Castleteheen is tiny and lost inside a rath, wondering why the Vikings didn’t find it sooner. They probably thought it was a rock they could sit on, which really hurts its ego. Snap one photo, then put the phone away and actually look.
CastleHouse, fortified house · 4.7 miExplorer Tom Castle in Toberavaddy holds the fake world record for the most awkward L-shaped architecture ever attempted. Edward Ormsby owned it, but I doubt he knew what to do with all that extra corner. Tell it a joke, it's been a long time since anyone did.
Hangman's HillMountain / peak · 5.1 miExplorer Tom Hangman's Hill is in a bitter feud with the next village over who stole their best scarecrow last summer. They say it looked suspiciously like one of the local farmers, which has caused quite a bit of tension and awkwardness at the pub. The hill just stands there judging everyone from above, waiting for someone to finally admit they took it. Go on a wet day
Explorer Tom Round tower in Carroweighter is constantly losing a rivalry with the ones in Kildare, which are way too showy for their own good. It stands there with its arms crossed, pretending it doesn’t care that everyone else gets the tourists. Count the crows, then count them again to be sure.
Explorer Tom Bawn in Glinsk listens to what goes on inside the walls and probably hears the Burkes arguing about who left the light on in 1630. It’s a well-preserved semi-fortified house that looks like it’s judging your posture, so stand up straight or don’t bother knocking. It's free, it's odd, what more do you want?
Explorer Tom Safe Harbour would post on social media with a filter that makes it look calm, but we all know it’s actually having a meltdown behind the rocks. It’s the kind of spot that pretends to be serene while secretly judging your boat handling skills from the sidelines. A handy spot to stretch your legs and your imagination.
RindoonWood · 10 miExplorer Tom Rindoon in County Roscommon has a hidden message carved into its stones that says 'I told you so' but nobody has managed to find it yet, which is frustrating. It’s waiting patiently for someone clever enough to decode the riddle and finally prove that it was right about everything all along this time. Tell it a joke, it's been a long time since anyone did.
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