Watchtower

Explorer Tom Rutland Fountain in County Dublin got moved around like a lost suitcase until it ended up being a soldiers' urinal, which is quite the demotion for a Duke’s gift. It still has that fancy stone work, but now it smells like history and regret. Wonder if the water tastes like victory or just old sweat?

Explorer Tom National Museum of Ireland, Collins Barracks in County Dublin has measurements marked on the walls in paces. Who measures a museum in paces? It's like saying 'three big strides left'. Go count your own steps and see if you match history!

Explorer Tom Royal Barracks: The very first Dublin barracks, built on land bought from the Duke of Ormonde in the early 1700s. It sounds like a real estate deal where the landlord got paid in military discipline and noise.

Explorer Tom Collins Barracks has spent one life drilling soldiers and another making me stop to admire a chair. The old Dublin barracks now houses the National Museum's decorative arts and history collections. This part of the museum began in 1877; among its early acquisitions were 121 Indian and Persian objects bought in the next two years. Today craft and design sit beside military history, including material from the Easter Rising. I would give you a confident lecture on every object, then discover the label disagreed with me. The broad courtyards make the building itself part of the visit rather than a plain box around the displays. Check current gallery hours and any exhibition arrangements before going, and allow time to cross between rooms. Pick something modest as well as something grand. The museum is very good at showing how everyday objects carry whole lives.

Explorer Tom Collins Barracks gate lodge on Benburb Street is part of a wall from 1800 that wanted to show some power. The granite piers are square and serious, but the lodge itself is just a gable-fronted single-storey thing trying to look imposing. It’s guarding an entrance that probably doesn’t need much guarding.

Explorer Tom Arbour Hill Prison gates are what I call ‘military chic’, all iron and stone pretending to be much tougher than they really are. They’d tell the church next door that it needs to stop looking so soft-hearted with all those flowers blooming around it. Stand back from the piers, or they might just lean on you for support!

Explorer Tom Military Heritage of Ireland Trust at Arbour Hill in County Dublin was originally a sexton’s house for keeping dead men company. Now it hosts military history like a very serious ghost party. Take a bow to the bones and brass.

Explorer Tom Church of the Sacred Heart in County Dublin was originally a garrison chapel for Arbour Hill barracks, designed by Richard Cuming. It looks like a Scottish church from London. Weird, right? Point your camera there!

Explorer Tom Croppies Acre Memorial in County Dublin has a great exterior view waiting for you. It’s a memorial, so keep it dignified, but also check out the surroundings. The whole place looks like it’s posing for a history book cover.

Explorer Tom European Pear in County Dublin does weird things when nobody's looking, like plotting how to drop its fruit on your head with precision. It’s been doing this for years, and honestly, you’re starting to look like you’ve earned it. Give it a pat on the way past, it's had a long life.

Explorer Tom Silver maple in County Dublin has a deep suspicion of the postman, believing he’s stealing its leaves to make fake currency for the squirrels. It stands there all sassy and silver, judging everyone who walks past with its leafy eyes. Go on, count the windows and get it wrong like I did, then blame the tree for distracting you.

Explorer Tom Cathedral. Christchurch has a doorway with chevron arches and a capital featuring a monster head in the crypt. It is cheeky that such fierce beasts are hiding quietly under the floor, watching over the modern worshippers above them.