Tree ring in Plaister

Explorer Tom Medieval Parish Church in County Tyrone is playing hide-and-seek with me. A tale from 1846 says an earl built it, but there was no trace of it even then. Take a picture for me if you pass! I once heard a rumour that Queen Victoria stopped by here to check her nails, and nobody has the heart or the evidence to tell her she was dreaming.

Explorer Tom Aghaloo Church in Rousky is throwing a tantrum because the bishop refused to visit, claiming the acoustics were too honest. It’s been sulking in its scheduled protection ever since. Tell the next person you meet it's haunted. It might be.

Explorer Tom Presbyterian Church in Aughnacloy really hates tourists who take selfies with their hands on the stonework because it feels like they’re petting a cat. It’s just a solid Grade B church that wants you to appreciate the view without touching anything or making loud noises. Mind the nettles, they're the real guards here.

Explorer Tom Methodist Church in Aughnacloy is still going strong because it’s got a secret deal with gravity to keep things steady while everyone else crumbles. It’s basically the neighbourhood’s most stubborn brick, refusing to fall down just to spite the weather. Bring a pen pal, they'll be jealous of this one's longevity.

Explorer Tom Ballynasaggart Franciscan Friary had a priest who lost a bet there and now has to do the dishes for eternity. The round tower is just him looking up for clues on how to escape. Get there early and have it all to yourself.

Explorer Tom Parkanaur Manor House rates every visitor on a strict scale from 'too loud' to 'interesting enough to keep'. It’s sitting in its enclosed yard, judging your outfit while pretending it doesn’t care if you take photos. Stick around for the light changing, it's a show.

Explorer Tom Probable site of medieval church in Annagh saw a priest lose a bet. He owed a year's worth of ale to the local farmer, which he clearly didn't pay up on. Bring curiosity, leave with a better story than mine.

Explorer Tom Castlecaufield came this close to making the news but got shy and hid behind some hedgerows. It’s got that look of a star who forgot their lines right before opening night. Snap one photo, then put the phone away and actually look.

Explorer Tom Battle of Benburb site in Deerycreevy would order double chips with extra gravy to celebrate winning against all odds. It’s basically a chipper with historical baggage and zero chill, so pretend you're a lost aristocrat, nobody will check.