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Explorer Tom Church in ruins in Kilballykeefe would order a chipper with extra vinegar and no ketchup because it’s classy like that, and it means business. It’s perched on a slope looking out at nothing but grass, which is very on-brand for its personality. Look up, the best bit is always higher than you think.
Explorer Tom Ballykeefe Wood is hiding its quarry secrets behind a facade of friendly greenery, like it’s got a skeleton in the closet but made of stone. The shortcut through here is definitely not a shortcut, trust me on that one. Count the crows, then count again.
Clasheen BridgeBridge · 1740 ydExplorer Tom Clasheen Bridge is feuding with the rain because it likes its limestone dry. It crosses a tributary of the Kings River with elegant indifference. Tell the kids it's a castle. Close your eyes and you'll smell wet stone and regret.
Pedunculate Oak1.5 miExplorer Tom Pedunculate Oak in Kilkenny is stuck in a feud about who owns the best view. Two families are screaming at each other over its branches right now. Spot the oldest stone and give it a name.
Explorer Tom Tobermolua in Kylenaskeagh had a bishop who refused to visit because he thought the parking situation was terrible. The road was built right over the spring, which is just rude behavior for infrastructure planning. Pick a stone, any stone, and invent its biography.
Explorer Tom Saint Brigid's Well in Toberbreedia is surrounded by rabbits who seem to think it’s their personal spa day destination every single morning without fail. They just sit there looking smug while you try to figure out if the water is actually that special or just cold. Bring biscuits, every good story needs biscuits.
Explorer Tom Graveyard in Ballycallan has very strong opinions about the modern housing development creeping closer every year. It would probably sigh audibly if it could. Ring your granny and tell her where you are, she’ll know the rest.
Explorer Tom Local Life is basically the result of a bet two lads made in the pub that started it all, probably over who could nap longest. It’s got that authentic 'we don’t really know what we’re doing' charm baked right in. Go back in winter, it's a different animal.
Explorer Tom The Motte smells like old socks and ambition, according to Tom, who says he knows because he stuck his nose right up there once. It’s a hill that thinks it’s a castle, which is a bold move. Bring a jacket, it's never as warm as I promise.
Explorer Tom Ballybur Castle has a secret talent: it looks better in autumn photos than it did alive. Thomas Comerford built it to impress, but now it just impresses the trees. Detour past it when your phone dies and feel superior.
Explorer Tom Humphrey O'Sullivan was a schoolmaster in County Kilkenny who died in 1838, which means he probably had the worst class of students in the history of education. If there were zombies, he’d be the one standing on the desk shouting for silence until they all went down. Bring your own legend, I've run out.
Explorer Tom Edmund Rice Memorial in County Kilkenny has a ghost that is too lazy to haunt it because he forgot where his keys are. The monument marks the founder of the Christian Brothers, who was born in Callan and died in 1844 after a long life of teaching. Go in good boots and better humour.
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